175 definitions by Alex Quantashassle

throw lips to the shit

Vulgar hiphop slang for oral.

Do I really need to give an example?

by Alex Quantashassle May 30, 2005

expose

To expose. To go naked in front of people you don't know. Depending on who you are, this may be a frequent experience.

"That woman's exposing herself!"
"Didn't you do human bio in high school, you nob!? That ain't no woman!"

by Alex Quantashassle June 9, 2005

abdabs

Noun. Terror, the frights, nerves. Often heard as the screaming abdabs. 1940s

"My husband, he let loose the screaming abdabs when he saw that scorpion I tell you. Good thing it was actually our son's pet turtle!"

by Alex Quantashassle February 12, 2005

transportation

Cockney rhyming slang for masturbation.

"Boy, that was a great movie! I could really go for some transportation after that!"

by Alex Quantashassle April 20, 2005

murray

A way to describe a scungy bystander. Developed from the characteristics of the Murray river in Sydney (scungy).

"Tommy's a bit of a murray, donchathink?"
"Yeah, I guess so."

by Alex Quantashassle June 25, 2005

Barstard-Lunatic

A person who acts like a crazy idiot a lot of the time, and can be quite obnoxious too.

"That Julie is a real barstard-lunatic!"

by Alex Quantashassle February 12, 2005

crémeux

Prounounced 'crom-wahr', crémeux is the kinky French word for participating in sexual acts involving whipped cream.

(woman picks up a can of whipped cream off the supermarket shelf)

Shop Assistant: "Ahh! Doing some crémeux with your boyfriend tonight?"

Woman: "I'm sorry, I don't speak barstard!"

by Alex Quantashassle June 25, 2005