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8 definitions by Albert11

 
1.
The art of having such a high opion of yourself, that your ego becomes a tangible object, and can thus be dangled into the gaping snatch of an eager beaver.
Did you see them head out for lunch together? I bet they are going to have a sweaty anonymous ego fucking session
by Albert11 February 21, 2008
 
2.
The act of shitting in another man's ass and fucking it for the sole purpose of looking busy
Well I'll be damned if I ever rely on facilities management to get anything done
by Albert11 February 21, 2008
 
3.
When an obese or overly fat woman develops a pocket in her elbow that amongst the fat, can be fucked
When I passed that stupid fat bitch in her little geo metro, I saw her elbogina hanging out the window
by Albert11 February 13, 2008
 
4.
Scratches on the testes caused by teeth
Last night that bitch gave me the worst case of zaghi ever. Slut needs a to take a power sander to smooth out those fangs
by Albert11 March 04, 2008
 
5.
raping someone when you're seeing someone else
If that whore really left me those valentines, I may have to chape her
by Albert11 February 14, 2008
 
6.
The national pastime of stuffing your ladyfriend's love wound with pepperoni, covering your sausage and cheese wiz, and proceeding to fuck the shit out of her
Nothing gets me through the day better than waiting to get home to pizza mashing the love of my life
by Albert11 February 21, 2008
 
7.
The carroty, greasy, moldy residue that you find in a seat recently vacated by a grosely obese woman
When she stood up I almost puked when I noticed the f r a n in the seat
by Albert11 February 21, 2008