8 definitions by Albert11

elbogina

When an obese or overly fat woman develops a pocket in her elbow that amongst the fat, can be fucked

When I passed that stupid fat bitch in her little geo metro, I saw her elbogina hanging out the window

by Albert11 February 13, 2008

facilities management

The act of shitting in another man's ass and fucking it for the sole purpose of looking busy

Well I'll be damned if I ever rely on facilities management to get anything done

by Albert11 February 21, 2008

ego fucking

The art of having such a high opion of yourself, that your ego becomes a tangible object, and can thus be dangled into the gaping snatch of an eager beaver.

Did you see them head out for lunch together? I bet they are going to have a sweaty anonymous ego fucking session

by Albert11 February 21, 2008

pizza mashing

The national pastime of stuffing your ladyfriend's love wound with pepperoni, covering your sausage and cheese wiz, and proceeding to fuck the shit out of her

Nothing gets me through the day better than waiting to get home to pizza mashing the love of my life

by Albert11 February 21, 2008

joo

A jewish man's semen/love fluid/manjuice, AKA "GOO"

Jew + Goo = JOO

I'd give that girl a white coat (see white coat) with my joo

by Albert11 February 13, 2008

zaghi

Scratches on the testes caused by teeth

Last night that bitch gave me the worst case of zaghi ever. Slut needs a to take a power sander to smooth out those fangs

by Albert11 March 4, 2008

f r a n

The carroty, greasy, moldy residue that you find in a seat recently vacated by a grosely obese woman

When she stood up I almost puked when I noticed the f r a n in the seat

by Albert11 February 21, 2008