2 definitions by Alan15

When Tyler warden ditches daddy's cummins and the fat chick hits her head on the radio
I Cummins crushered my truck last
by Alan15 December 10, 2018
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When your desperate to lose your virginity so you fuck a midget and you don't know her name and you didn't wear a condom
I totally midget mommyied this girl last night from the bar
by Alan15 December 10, 2018
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