4 definitions by Al Jabreezi Jihad
A sexual position on the secret last page of the kama sutra sex book, in which the male hangs upside down from a rope attatched to the ceiling and another male/female hangs from the first males genitals. The rope is then rapidly swung in an anti clockwise direction, putting a lot of stress on the first males genitals; the primary objective being to enlarge the penis.
faiz had a 7 foot long dick, must have been practisibg the spazzy monkey often.
danesh has the biggest penis I have ever seen. That's coz he does the spazzy monkey with joshua
danesh has the biggest penis I have ever seen. That's coz he does the spazzy monkey with joshua
by Al Jabreezi Jihad November 23, 2013
a power move in the long forgotten indian martial art of squad-jitsu, characterised by a swift kick to the throat with the dorsal surface of the foot whilst simultaneously pulling and twisting the left testicle of the victim; used by pissed off females to ward off rude, racist, sexist or homophobic remarks made by males
Antonyms: spazzy monkey
Antonyms: spazzy monkey
by Al Jabreezi Jihad February 20, 2016
a power move in the long forgotten indian martial art of squad-jitsu, characterised by a swift kick to the throat with the dorsal surface of the foot whilst simultaneously pulling and twisting the left testicle of the victim; used by pissed off females to ward off rude, racist, sexist or homophobic remarks made by males
by Al Jabreezi Jihad February 20, 2016
a move used in the secret lost asian martial art of squad-jitsu, involving a swift kick to the throat, whilst simultaneously grabbing the left testicle whilst pulling and twisting it, used predominantly to confront rude boyZ
that motherfucker Joffrey Pumpernickel called me a lesbian, imma go all sa-na-me on his tiny ratchet ass
by Al Jabreezi Jihad February 19, 2016