2 definitions by Akiren

Sharp’s Lexicon

To argue in favour of an opinion in a ridiculous manor to the point where the opposition can’t even argue back because your argument was so retarded. This also includes use of logical loopholes.

David-“Thomas used Sharp’s Lexicon the other day when arguing if you could float on water covered in oil.”

Sam-“What a retard”

by Akiren November 24, 2020

Productive Couple

Whilst showering, one half of the couple gives oral to the other whilst the receiver washes the givers hair.

Alex and I think we are a very productive couple if you catch my drift.

by Akiren May 14, 2020