Definitions by Adrienne Adele

Five-Finger Reckoning 

When counting from one to five does not give you the results you want... the five fingers turn into a fist, that is then shoved up the ass, to the elbow.

Jason: I’ll get off Facebook in a minute

Adrienne: One
Jason: Give me just a...

Adrienne: Two, three, four...
Jason: Damn it woman...
Adrienne: Five... Trigger pulled... Five-Finger Reckoning... time to feel my elbow.

Five-Finger Reckoning by Adrienne Adele October 14, 2019

Honeyphilia 

Having a honey fetish. Enjoying the act of giving blow jobs with honey.

Jason: Honey, I had a hard day!!!
Adrienne: Let me take care of you. Why don’t you get hard for me, my honeyphilia is kicking in.

Honeyphilia by Adrienne Adele September 3, 2019

Theorotic 

Being turned on by theories.

Becoming sexually aroused by the deeper meanings of life.

Damn bro, I got a hard on when Wonder Woman went all theorotic and explained Tetryonics!

Theorotic by Adrienne Adele July 3, 2017