4 definitions by Adopted daughter of god

The baguette goddess

The baguette goddess is the goddess of all the baguettes including garlic baguettes

Person: “ who is the baguette goddess”

Layla Walton: ”it’s me I am the baguette goddess”

by Adopted daughter of god April 16, 2020

The baguette queen

The baguette Queen is the queen of all the baguettes including garlic baguettes

Person: “ who is the baguette queen”
Layla Walton: ”it’s me I am the baguette queen”

by Adopted daughter of god October 25, 2019

Cumflakes

Louise Verneuil’s cereal provided by Alex Turner. The meal consists of cornflakes or Frosties with Alex Turners semen instead of milk .

“Alex I’m hungry can you make me breakfast”- Louise

“Cumflakes?”-Alex

“Yessss please”-Louise

by Adopted daughter of god April 16, 2020

Laylavirus

virus that turns you into a baguette stan

“I’ve got my results back”
“I’ve got laylavirus”

*eats baguette in tears*

by Adopted daughter of god March 24, 2020