27 definitions by Adam the definer !
A masgraine is a strong thumping headache you get occasionally while masturbating,this can get very painful when you orgasm and slowly pass after ejaculation.
i had a killer masgraine earlier dude
yeah what were you jerking to?
i was watching fisting on the net for four hours ,when i shot my muck.it felt like my head was going to explode!
yeah what were you jerking to?
i was watching fisting on the net for four hours ,when i shot my muck.it felt like my head was going to explode!
by Adam the definer ! June 14, 2015
Headswapping is the act of cutting and pasting a personally attractive person to yourself and pasting their head onto a sexy or naked body of a stunning lady/man
i have headswapped my fit neighbours head onto the body of a porn star with her gash out and im using it reguarly.headswapping is great
by Adam the definer ! November 29, 2015
biggles: hows your wife paul ?
paul:what you saying bout my wife,you fun my wife?
biggles: yeah she sucked my duck and i ate her putty
paul:your a muddy funster and a putty eater fuckwit biggles
paul:what you saying bout my wife,you fun my wife?
biggles: yeah she sucked my duck and i ate her putty
paul:your a muddy funster and a putty eater fuckwit biggles
by Adam the definer ! June 14, 2015
you know when you have been farting all night in your sleep and you wake up and your room smells like shit,well its called morning methane.open the window you filthmonger.
for fucks sake tom this room fucking stinks what the fuck have you been eating ?
sorry love its only morning methane ,take a deep breath and get rid of it for me .
sorry love its only morning methane ,take a deep breath and get rid of it for me .
by Adam the definer ! June 16, 2015
When a chick gives you a wank but she pulls your foreskin back so hard it nearly rips it straight off your dick!
by Adam the definer ! July 29, 2014
Ah man I was looking for a lighter and instead I had a dildon't moment,fuck the thing was like a babies arm holding an Apple and covered in dried fanny batter.
by Adam the definer ! July 29, 2014
her cunt is like a stodge bucket!
by Adam the definer ! February 10, 2014