a blanket term to describe an imagined, completely illegitimate concern to an otherwise well thought-out plan or concept.
their bank heist plan had been flawless, planned over many months with no detail overlooked.
but reflecting from the cold stony walls of their jail cell, they realized they had failed utterly to plan for one crucial factor: the Mexico City Ad.
November 19, 2008
When someone who seems fairly mainstream blurts out something really nerdy revealing how nerdy they really are.
OMG! When Joe was talking about that book he really liked and then blurted out that, "if you look in the back of the book, it will tell you what fonts were used", he totally revealed his nerd tell!
When the skin of your ball sack sticks to your inner thighs like gum and you have to walk funny to unstick them.
I got out of the car on a hot summer day and had "gumballs" all the way to the entrance of Home Depot.
September 25, 2012
When you go into a public restroom stall and lay out some smooth sounds... Also known as serious gas farts (also long turds) in the stall.
"I've got to go lay tracks in the sound booth." Also: "Man, I have got to hit the sound booth and lay down some heavy tracks!"
Estimating the qualities of a woman's breast, in size, shape and elasticity.
Two guys are in a bar and one says, "Hey dude! Check out her twins... What do you think?". The second guy says, " Well, in my breastimation they are heavenly!".
January 17, 2015
When you are continually stopped in the hall and assaulted with inane, mind-numbing factoids that a very nerdy colleague thinks are witty and intelligent. He tells them to you, to impress you, but all it does is annoy you and you feel pressured to keep saying "yeah" and fake laughing right along with him, until he is finished with you.
"Oh my god, I was just accosted in the hall by Nathan for 20 minutes with more inane facts... I do have actual work to get done today! He's such a nerd-bully!"
September 22, 2014
Someone who has rushed to the theater on opening weekend to see the latest flick. Then acts out, in annoying detail, all of the best highlights of a movie before you've actually seen it. Giving away the plot and virtually every good part of the movie... ruining it for you.
Did you see Michael giving a beformance of the new Planet Of The Apes movie? What an ass! Thanks for blowing it for me... loser!