42 definitions by Ace the simp

Sneaking out like a sneaker

To stealthily sneak out of a place while wearing sneakers.

L: Where did F go?
J: He was sneaking out like a sneaker
N: Mm yes skipping classes

by Ace the simp April 23, 2023

Cat snake

(Informal, Humourous) A ferret

H: What pets do you have?
I: I own a dog
L: I own a cat named Luna
M: I also have a cat!
J: I own a cat snake named Coffee
H: Cat snake?
J: It’s a ferret, but cat snake is the proper name for them
H: weird

by Ace the simp June 23, 2023

Snail

A slow person

Person: Carl is such a snail! He can’t keep up with us

by Ace the simp January 29, 2023

J moment

A reference to something J did/said or something similar

Person: I slapped someone yesterday
Person 2: J moment

by Ace the simp February 1, 2023

Parrot

A person who copies other people

F: Hey P
P: Hey P
J: Stop being a parrot
P: Stop being a parrot
L: He’s parrotpranking you
J: WTF

by Ace the simp May 24, 2023

Fduq

Fluffy Ducks Under Questioning

Y: Fduq
Z: So, are you meaning Fluffy Ducks Under Questioning?
Y: Yup

by Ace the simp March 5, 2023

Rodent

A small, gnawing mammal

(informal, derogatory) A small but nasty person (typically a child)

T: What is this rodent?

G: That nasty little rodent stole my desk >:(

by Ace the simp September 5, 2023