AcE's definitions

Muffin man

n. Muffin man.. the coolest guy on rs next to ace2cool..

"muffin man ownz joo"

by Ace December 12, 2004

36 crazyfists

A mass gathering of crazyfists.

Holy shit Tim, look at all those crazyfists. That shit is way too hardcore for me. I mean, I can handle one or two, maybe even 4 on occasion, but 36 crazyfists? Fuck that.

by Ace March 11, 2005

chillin with the pud

In intake of the illigal substance, marijuanna.

"Hey dude, wanna chill with the pud tonight?"

by ace May 13, 2005

Turkey Helmet

Similar to a Cincinnati Bowtie, a turkey helmet is the act of sitting on a face, with your nutsack and dang on the other party's neck. Preferably, your asshole will be atop the point of the victim's nose. In this position, your scrote resting on the neck will look like a turkey's fleshy neck.

After that fucker that disrespected me at my own party passed out, I pulled down my pants and gave that dicksucker a serious Turkey Helmet. Talk about hilarity!

by Ace September 1, 2008

Ace of Spades

The sexual act of whacking your circumcised penis against someone's forehead thus leaving a mark in the shape of the head of the penis that resembles a spade. It's gotta be a circumcised penis tho. Otherwise it don't look right, trust me.

Then I gave her the "Ace of Spades" and it hurt because I whacked her skull too hard.

by Ace April 6, 2003

chimmy chongas

another word for tits

"duuuudddeee that girl has some sweeet chimmy chongas..."

by Ace September 5, 2004

RFN

When tomorrow or this afternoon or later is not good enough: you need it Right Fucking Now.

Hey, you lame hesher, go get that six-pack RFN!

by Ace June 2, 2004