2 definitions by Abstract Sever
The phenomenon where an individual intends to get a haircut, but reconsiders after performing a last minute evaluation of their hairstyle.
This is in fact your hair exhibiting existential dread and influencing you into extending its lifetime.
This is in fact your hair exhibiting existential dread and influencing you into extending its lifetime.
Aaron: "Well i have a hair cut booked 15 minutes from now but i dont think im going to go because by hair looks absolutley fantastic right now."
Matt: "Thats your hair fear talking, you have to go to your haircut."
Matt: "Thats your hair fear talking, you have to go to your haircut."
by Abstract Sever November 9, 2017
A bidet butt chug involves draining the tank of a bidet-equipped toilet, and filling it with a beverage — preferably of the alcoholic variety. The user then leverages the pressure provided by the bidet to boof the liquid in the tank.
by Abstract Sever March 4, 2023