2 definitions by Absnt_Mindd_Profsr

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In the event of damage caused to smoking devices, especially glass, (Bongs, Pipes, Bubblers, Steamrollers, etc.), The damager must pay for a new smoking device, and the first weed put into that smoking device.
No exceptions. Rule 22.
Man 1: ASSHOLE! You knocked over my bong!

Man 2: Rule 25, shitlick.

Asshole: Fuck.
by Absnt_Mindd_Profsr February 05, 2010

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1. A word to define idiots who can't spell "Baller"

2. A person with money or status who are unsatisfied with those things, and constantly complain about their awesome life
(2) BAWLER: Man, I crashed my Lamborghini Gallardo into another bus full of super-model cheerleaders, then, cause they knew who I was, they proceeded to gang-rape me and dragged me to an awesome party hosted by Diddy, where I got to meet Snoop Dogg, who smoked me out with a weed who's name I can't even pronounce, Eminem was there and gave me the rest of the shrooms he was getting rid of, then I ran into Nicki Minaj and Lady Gaga, who proceeded to pull me into a threesome, video tape it, and sign a release giving me all ownership rights to the video, and now tomorrow, I gotta go shoot a video with them, cause they like my voice... I'm exhausted!

My life sucks.

REGULAR GUY: SHUT UP! JUST SHUT THE FUCK UP!!!

O o BLAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!
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by Absnt_Mindd_Profsr July 07, 2010

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