1. A word to define idiots who can't spell "Baller"
2. A person with money or status who are unsatisfied with those things, and constantly complain about their awesome life
(2) BAWLER: Man, I crashed my Lamborghini Gallardo into another bus full of super-model cheerleaders, then, cause they knew who I was, they proceeded to gang-rape me and dragged me to an awesome party hosted by Diddy, where I got to meet Snoop Dogg, who smoked me out with a weed who's name I can't even pronounce, Eminem was there and gave me the rest of the shrooms he was getting rid of, then I ran into Nicki Minaj and Lady Gaga, who proceeded to pull me into a threesome, video tape it, and sign a release giving me all ownership rights to the video, and now tomorrow, I gotta go shoot a video with them, cause they like my voice... I'm exhausted!
My life sucks.
REGULAR GUY: SHUT UP! JUST SHUT THE FUCK UP!!!
O o BLAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!