4 definitions by AZWildcats10
A very common trait found on Women from Wisconsin. Believe it or not, it is usually not a bad thing. The majority of the bearers of the Wisconsin Long Ass can be attractive or at least do-able if you're drunk, similar to the Texas Big Forehead.
The origin of the long ass is still a mystery. The most common theory that is accepted by the majority of geneologists surrounds the German roots of many Wisconsinites. The Krauts who inhabit the state are descendants of an agrarian society from the Old Country where the milkmaids would sit on a stool all day milking cows, thereby causing their asses to become lengthy and flat. This trait was eventually passed onto future generations, and can now be seen on Women from Milwaukee, Green Bay, Port Washington, Wauwatosa, Sheboygan, Germantown, Cedarburg, Brookfield and Mequon, to name a few.
Some in the scientific community have have even suggested that the Wisconsin Long Ass is a distant relative genetically to the Arizona Long Torso (a Woman bearing this trait is most commonly referred to as being "Top-Tall"). This, as you can imagine has ignited a firestorm of controversy.
As mentioned before, most bearers of the Wisconsin Long Ass are hot, unlike chicks with the Minnesota Wide Ass or the Illinois Dumpy Ass (Vikings and Bears football sucks, go Packers).
The origin of the long ass is still a mystery. The most common theory that is accepted by the majority of geneologists surrounds the German roots of many Wisconsinites. The Krauts who inhabit the state are descendants of an agrarian society from the Old Country where the milkmaids would sit on a stool all day milking cows, thereby causing their asses to become lengthy and flat. This trait was eventually passed onto future generations, and can now be seen on Women from Milwaukee, Green Bay, Port Washington, Wauwatosa, Sheboygan, Germantown, Cedarburg, Brookfield and Mequon, to name a few.
Some in the scientific community have have even suggested that the Wisconsin Long Ass is a distant relative genetically to the Arizona Long Torso (a Woman bearing this trait is most commonly referred to as being "Top-Tall"). This, as you can imagine has ignited a firestorm of controversy.
As mentioned before, most bearers of the Wisconsin Long Ass are hot, unlike chicks with the Minnesota Wide Ass or the Illinois Dumpy Ass (Vikings and Bears football sucks, go Packers).
Dude #1: (viewing an attractive female, from the front) "Wow, check out that broad."
Dude #2: (Seeing her turn around and therefore getting an eyeful of her long ass) "Yeah but look at that extremely lengthy Wisconsin Long Ass."
Dude #1: "Come on man that is a small price to pay, she's got a great rack and a decent face!"
Dude #2: (Seeing her turn around and therefore getting an eyeful of her long ass) "Yeah but look at that extremely lengthy Wisconsin Long Ass."
Dude #1: "Come on man that is a small price to pay, she's got a great rack and a decent face!"
by AZWildcats10 November 8, 2007
Liberals, the ACLU, Amnesty International and other wackjobs hate the death penalty because they believe a murderer has more rights than his/her victim. They would rather incarcerate him/her for a few years, give him/her access to pornography, cable TV, good meals and eventually release him becuase he/she has been "rehabilitated." Oh yeah, and our tax dollars pay for college degrees for these scumbags, and in some instances drugs, breast implants and impotence medication. Wow is this a great country or what?
by AZWildcats10 June 28, 2005
by AZWildcats10 October 22, 2009
A place where suspected terrorists are held. It in no way is anything close to a Gulag or Concentration Camp. Until recently, these so-called educated liberal anti-american scumbags couldn't tell you what a gulag was. In the Russian Gulags, prisoners were locked up and forced to do hard labor for 16+ hours per day, starved (many to death), cramped in shacks and forced to take a shit in a bucket. In Nazi concentration camps, jews, gypsies, homosexuals and other innocent people were forced to do hard labor, starved, gassed, shot and burned to death. Prisoners in Gitmo are given the Koran (in its traditional manner as outlined by a military guideline, you anti-american liberal scumbags!), good food, signs everwhere that point to the direction east (muslims pray to the east). Gitmo is a gulag? what has this country come to?
by AZWildcats10 June 28, 2005