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utopia

A theory of a perfect society that has been used by religious people to woo the masses, and by politicians to win more votes.
Utopia will never exist because humans are simply violent, jealous, warmongering animals with larger brains.
by AYB June 17, 2003
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global cooling

The last time that occured was in the 1600s.
Today's scientific instruments are simply too primitive to accurately measure global cooling or global warming.
by AYB July 19, 2003
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caffeine

A legal amphetamine which is found in the leaves and flowers of the tea plant, or the seeds of coffee and cacao/cocoa plants.
Jolt Cola has twice as much caffeine as Mountain Dew.

Some chocolates have a higher concentration of caffeine than others.
by AYB July 12, 2003
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Scam

To trick or cheat someone out of their posession(s). A ripoff.
The Internet is littered with scams such as pop-up ads or email spam ads with "Get Rich Quick/High-Paying Job/You Are A Winner" messages.
by AYB April 29, 2003
mugGet the Scammug.

fo' sheezy my neezy

I gotta go fo' sheezy my neezy with my girl tonight.
by AYB February 8, 2003
mugGet the fo' sheezy my neezymug.

videogame

The target of every Soccer mom, politician, and feminist who (1) has never played a videogame in her life, (2) doesn't know how to discipline her kid, thanks to all the time she spent marrying and divorcing 4 or 5 times, and (3) is looking for an easy scapegoat for her incompetence.
Lieberman: Videogames like Street Fighter 2 Turbo and DOOM are responsible for all violent behavior in children.
by AYB September 10, 2003
mugGet the videogamemug.

trailor park

by AYB February 18, 2003
mugGet the trailor parkmug.

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