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webster's

A dictionary that is typically used by college students. It does claim to be the most descriptive dictionary in the world, but it not only misses several non-slang words currently used, it even erases old definitions of words which are still being used today, in addition to avoiding technical definitions.
What the fuck? $25.00 for a Webster's dictionary and I STILL don't have any definition for or relating to misandry
by AYB October 22, 2003
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think

The last thing most people do before acting.
An activity that's frowned upon and made taboo by every society, culture, religion, government, cult, fad, or any other large group of people.
Boss: We don't pay you to think, now GET BACK TO WORK!
by AYB May 27, 2003
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Roadkill

A cruel example of Darwinism in action. The animals that are either slow to move, or weak, or previously injured, or otherwise stupid enough to just stand there are weeded out by speeding motorists, and those who survive crossing the roads live to breed offspring that are more likely to get out of the way when an SUV driver on a cellphone hits the gas pedal.
Roadkill is comprised mostly of rodents, turtles, deer. The rest is composed of domestic animals bred for aesthetics.
by AYB April 10, 2003
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KFC

Kentucky Fried Chicken

The name of a popular fast food restaurant, established by some guy named Colonel Sanders, that specializes in fried and broiled chicken products. An ideal place to contract salmonella, E. coli, and other potentially deadly food-borne illnesses.
Nobody needs a little KFC because they don't do their chicken right.
by AYB February 26, 2003
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Orange Chicken

Grand China Buffet serves better tasting Orange Chicken. The stuff sold at Panda Express tastes like crap.
by AYB April 7, 2003
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utopia

A theory of a perfect society that has been used by religious people to woo the masses, and by politicians to win more votes.
Utopia will never exist because humans are simply violent, jealous, warmongering animals with larger brains.
by AYB June 17, 2003
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pikachu

The worst mistake that Nintendo created.
A yellow rat from Pokemon who is loved by the same kids who watch Dragonball Z.
Hey you, Pikachu! I really want to murder you.
by AYB February 24, 2003
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