AYB's definitions

what the ladies want

Everything and nothing. Just take a few minutes to think about that and you'll get the point.

It is impossible to know what the ladies want because they can't even make up their own fucking minds for a change.

by AYB October 9, 2003

sony

Good at making every electronics device and appliance. But not videogame consoles.

SONY needs to just go back to making its TVs, computers, CD-players, and batteries, instead of wasting its time making shitty Playstation consoles.

by AYB February 19, 2003

fiddlesticks

Used to be a swear-word back in the mid 1900s. Now it's replaced by damn, shit, or fuck.

The dog's digging in my garden again! Oh fiddlesticks!

by AYB May 28, 2003

jumping the shark

A semi-popular phrase for "selling out" or turning into shit.

The Ren and Stimpy show jumped the shark when Nickolodeon bought all the rights to make the show.

by AYB June 19, 2003

carnivore

A meat-eater. One who eats animal flesh.

To attempt to make a vegetarian out of your cat or dog would be animal cruelty, since both animals are obligatory carnivores.

by AYB May 17, 2003

meat alternatives

Even far less healthy than eating real meat, because of all the artificial chemicals and preservatives and colorings and flavorings and storage conditions.

The soy shit that's promoted by VegetariaNAZIs.

by AYB May 4, 2003

verb

An action word. A word that describes doing something. Sometimes receeded by the words "to", "and", "but", "or", in order to properly describe the action.

To err is perfectly human, but remember to learn from your mistakes or live with the consequenses.

by AYB March 1, 2003