A golden panda is when a guy pisses in a girls asshole, then, upon empty bladder, the girl gets up in a squat position and does a lap around the room, while keeping the piss in her ass.
Scott proceeded to execute the "golden panda" on his girlfriend Katherina, who successfully completed the lap in olympic record time.
by Git-r-Dun January 11, 2009
The act of punching another in both eyes and pissing on them during sexual foreplay.
There's nothing like being turned on by doing a Golden Panda.
by HunkyDory June 14, 2012