390 definitions by AYB

bible thumper

The cause of many major wars, genocides, and crimes against humanity during the last 20 centuries.

The Middle Ages and the European colonization of Africa and the Americas were the glory days of the Bible thumpers.

by AYB July 18, 2003

oxygen

One of the most vital elements of life which makes up 21 percent of our air and approximately 60 to 70 percent the Earth's surface.

The name of some stupid FemiNAZI TV channel

Without the element oxygen, life as we know it wouldn't exist.

by AYB May 30, 2003

aliens

An excellent science fiction movie series. Features a race of insect-like aliens called Xenomorphs, which have acidic blood and a collective mentality. They lay eggs like normal insects, but the larvae can only mature into adults by leaping onto a host organism's face and injecting themselves dow into the digestive tract. The adults burrow themselves out of the host, killing it in the process.
Basically, if you have an alien Xenomorph on your planet, your species is doomed.

Not even the Marines were tough enough to face the Xenomorphs in the Aliens movie.

by AYB October 17, 2003

Roadkill

A cruel example of Darwinism in action. The animals that are either slow to move, or weak, or previously injured, or otherwise stupid enough to just stand there are weeded out by speeding motorists, and those who survive crossing the roads live to breed offspring that are more likely to get out of the way when an SUV driver on a cellphone hits the gas pedal.

Roadkill is comprised mostly of rodents, turtles, deer. The rest is composed of domestic animals bred for aesthetics.

by AYB April 10, 2003

zealot

One who is religiously devoted to an ideal, cause, object, person, or culture. Typically to an extreme.

Zealots are also found in the modern day world. For instance, there are nerds, Linux users, anime fanatics, Vegetarians, teenyboppers, Republicans, Democrats, and Amway salesmen.

by AYB April 6, 2003

Sith

The evil version of the Jedi who has embraced the Dark Side of the Force. The Sith were suppressed for one-thousand years by the Jedi Order, until the first three Star Wars movies, when Palpatine/Sideous used deception to rise to power and nearly exterminate the Jedi with the help of Darth Vader, who was once known as Anakin Skywalker.

Darth Vader is an excellent example of a Sith Lord.

by AYB March 7, 2003

prostitution

THe world's oldest and most successful profession.

Prostitution will never die, despite all efforts by politicians to eradicate it.

by AYB April 8, 2003