AYB's definitions

serious emotional trauma

Watching Oprah Winfrey's "Beloved" movie.

I don't care whether Oprah's movie tried to portray slavery, the scenes of Oprah taking a leak, the dog's eyes being popped in, and an old man fucking a baby reincarnated as a teenage girl, are all more than enough to give a normal human being severe emotional trauma.

by AYB June 25, 2003

Daria

It just wasn't quite as good as Beavis and Butthead, although Mike Judge did a fairly good job with the Daria show. Too bad MTV didn't give him enough time to work on the show before kicking him out :^(

Daria: Quit standing on my neck.

by AYB July 26, 2003

Xenomorph

A creature whose larvae attatch to your face and inject themselves in your digestive tract, where they mature into adults and burrow out of you, killing you in the process.

Nobody would want to have a Xenomorph on their planet, given the way they wiped out the colonists and the Marines in the first Aliens movie.

by AYB October 17, 2003

Ginger ale

A delicious beverage made from fermented ginger roots that can also help soothe a stomach ache.

After getting indigestion from eating Chinese food, a cup of ginger ale calmed the belly down faster than Tums.

by AYB October 20, 2003

Statue of Liberty

A symbol of American power and freedom. Ironically, the statue was a gift to the Americans by the FRENCH.

Most Americans who diss the French need to start checking their history books and their culture to see if they are being hypocritical.

by AYB May 11, 2003

guilty

What everyone thinks you are until proven innocent.

I can tell that the person is GUILTY of murder just by looking at him.

by AYB March 13, 2003

house of the dead

A pretty good videogame shooter series made by SEGA. Could have been better if they had decent voice actors.

A shitty movie that bears the same name but has a boring plot, a VERY low budget, useless actors, tons of cliches, and even worse voice acting. Slightly worse than the Final Fantasy movie, which royally sucked too.

If you want House of the Dead, STAY AWAY FROM THE MOVIE! Just play the videogame series instead. At least that has more interaction since you get to shoot the zombies yourself.

by AYB October 31, 2003