AYB's definitions

kazaa lite

After the early death of Napster, this file-sharing network and many others sprouted like mushrooms in Napster's ashes. Kazaa is now under the crosshairs of the Record Industry Assfuckers of America (RIAA)

The RIAA, in its desparate attempt to monopolize the Internet, publicly announced that it will charge anyone who uses Kazaa lite $100,000(U.S.) for every MP3 they download.

by AYB August 5, 2003

carson daly

A castrated spokesman for MTV shows like Total Request Live which are responsible for the dumbing down of America's youth.

Carson Daly is only popular for as long as he can continue kissing MTV's corporate behind for cash.

by AYB June 19, 2003

loaf

1. A shaped mass of bread, cake, or sugar.

2. To be lazy or idle. To pass the time in a leisurely manner.

1. It is relatively easy to make bread if you have a few hours of your time.

2. During the hot summer days, a lot of folks simply loaf in the shade.

by AYB June 29, 2003

porridge

A mushy substance made by boiling corn flour, oats, or other grain food. Usually eaten as a breakfast product.

Porridge tastes better than corn grits.

by AYB March 19, 2003

ebonics

When ghetto slang becomes an actual language

They now have schools and universities in America which actually offer courses in Ebonics.

by AYB February 17, 2003

Drunken Master

An actual martial arts style that requires just the right amount of alcohol to work. Since alcohol numbs the nerves, it makes the martial artist feel less pain while opening up a can of whupass.
A kickass movie made by Jackie Chan. The fighting moves were later incorporated into a Tekken fighting game character named Lei Wu Long who, coincidentally, looks just like Jackie Chan.

A bunch of villains getting the shit beat out of them by a drunk guy. Now THAT's fucking hilarious. Drunken Master rules!

by AYB September 24, 2003

trailer trash

A poor person who lives in a trailer. Most likely the person is from the southern or midwestern United States.

Watch the trailer trash battle against the ghetto homies on the next Jerry Springer episode.

by AYB February 18, 2003