Thirteen stands for M, the thirteenth letter of the alphabet. M is for Mexican Mafia. Any real Mexican gang that lives in S. California starding from Bakersfield and down all the way to San Diego should be affiliated with 13.
Mexican Gangster: Hey homie you bang!
Some fake gangster: No I dont please dont kill me!
"Shit happens muthafucker
Shouldn't haved rolled in the South
Now your dead lil Chap
Time to piss in your mouth
Just remember where your at
Killa Kali your done
Its big bad Sureno Gs
Southside number ONE!"
The plumber from all the nintendo games that have Mario in the title. Mario saves the Princess all the time from that fat fuck Bowser. After saving the Princess Mario gets the urge to bone the Princess but little does the know Bowser and all his minions have busted a train on her ass!
Mario: Ma Ma Mia! Why are u walking that way?
Princess Peach: I cant remember just know I'm fukin sore!