Super Mario

The plumber from all the nintendo games that have Mario in the title. Mario saves the Princess all the time from that fat fuck Bowser. After saving the Princess Mario gets the urge to bone the Princess but little does the know Bowser and all his minions have busted a train on her ass!
Mario: Ma Ma Mia! Why are u walking that way?
Princess Peach: I cant remember just know I'm fukin sore!
by ASESSINO April 30, 2004
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13

Thirteen stands for M, the thirteenth letter of the alphabet. M is for Mexican Mafia. Any real Mexican gang that lives in S. California starding from Bakersfield and down all the way to San Diego should be affiliated with 13.
Mexican Gangster: Hey homie you bang!
Some fake gangster: No I dont please dont kill me!
by ASESSINO April 12, 2004
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Ralph

by ASESSINO January 31, 2004
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Pitote

Mexican slang for a fairly large penis like the one I bear.
Hoe: Ay Papi que Pitote tienes. Metemelo por atras!
Guy: Lo que tu quieras Mami!
by ASESSINO February 03, 2004
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M

1.Short for La M or eme.
2.The Mexican Mafia.
La M has spread to many states.
by ASESSINO January 31, 2004
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Bart Simpson

A boy who is in the fourth grade that attends Springfield Elementary on The Simpsons sitcom. His famous catch phrases are "Get bent","Eat my shorts", and "Ayy Caramba". Bart has been described by his sister as the devil's cabana boy. His hobbies are skateboarding,reading Radioactive Man Comics, and causing all types of fukin mischievous havoc on anyone he feels like.
Bart: Owwww! My bones are so brittle!, but I always drink plenty of Malk?
Milkcarton reads: With Vitamin R
by ASESSIno April 25, 2004
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chapete

Any bitchass marika affiliated with XIV.
"Shit happens muthafucker
Shouldn't haved rolled in the South
Now your dead lil Chap
Time to piss in your mouth
Just remember where your at
Killa Kali your done
Its big bad Sureno Gs
Southside number ONE!"
by ASESSINO March 03, 2004
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