AMY's definitions

cockface

(1)someone who is a liar, asshole and a jerk off.

(2)j.p

j.p is the biggest freaking cockface you will ever meet.

by amy March 23, 2004

The Ringmaster

The 2nd Jokers Card released by Insane Clown Posse.

After the Carnival of Carnage, Insane Clown Posse released the Ringmaster.

by Amy December 5, 2003

doggylicious

a word used for humor, meaning hot dog!

Branden is doggylicous!`

by amy December 10, 2003

drinkin' britches

When suffering from alcohol induced incontinence, drinkin' britches are the adult diapers one wears to prevent a wet mattress and an upset bed mate.

Before we tie one on, I'd better go buy some drinkin' britches for captain wet pants over there.

by Amy January 27, 2005

Chunch

A regular Sunday event: going to church, followed by going to brunch.

Lutheran #1: Hey Betty, would you like to do chunch again this week?
Lutheran #2: Of course, Nancy - it's our tradition! I'll pick you up at 9:30.

by Amy September 30, 2003

rareflares

A tripple headed vibrator.

Swiatched used the rareflares last night! He said it was good. Multiple orgasims.

by Amy October 19, 2003

Usako

1. n. A japa-hapa with the most focking cool comebacks that make you give up no matter what; this mostly applies to egotistical assholes and people who are insecure.

2. v. To bitch slap someone

3. adj. An unearthly, unreal place

1. Omg..THAt girl is SUCH a Usako! -.-
2. I'm so gonna to usako you..

3. Wow..this field is almost..usako..

by Amy February 10, 2004