AJAW's definitions

finger eleven

Kickass band whose song 'Slow Chemical' was bastardized by the tech guys in WWE and used for a crappy guy with a mask.

Right now I'm listening to 'Slow Chemical' by Finger Eleven, which is a band that kicks much ass.

by AJAW July 18, 2004

matt damon

One of Hollywood's 'pretty boys' who proved that he's actually a good actor with 'The Bourne Identity', and will most likely continue to prove this with TBI's two upcoming sequels, 'The Bourne Supremacy' and 'The Bourne Ultimatum'.

The Bourne Identity kicked a lot of ass.

by AJAW July 18, 2004

Bender bending rodriguez

The full name of Bender.

"Your middle name is Bending?"

"Of course it is. My name is Bender Bending Rodriguez."

by AJAW October 11, 2004

mammarinal sex

Titfucking. It's when a man places his penis between the breasts of his partner, and using the hole between the breasts, rams his penis back and forth until climax.

Mammarinal sex can be combined with oral sex to perform a titfuck blowjob.

by AJAW December 31, 2004

batista

Wrestler who is complete crap. Nicknamed Botchtista because he botches a lot of moves.

I hate Botchtista, just like I hate Randy Boreton and the Game-uuuuuuuuuh.

by AJAW July 18, 2004

Old people steal

It's true. Old people steal. Then they use an excuse such as retirement to get out of trouble.

'My grandmother stole my $50. Dammit! I hate it when old people steal!'

by AJAW July 7, 2004

Celine Dion

The only thing for which most Canadians apologize to America for on a daily basis.

Canadian: Celine Dion is an ugly bitch. We're sorry for letting her leave the country.

by AJAW September 25, 2005