AJAW's definitions

Eminence Front

One of The Who's greatest songs. Up there with Who Are You, Baba O'Riley, Won't Get Fooled Again, Pinball Wizard and all the others.

Eminence Front is beyond amazing. Anyone who likes The Who needs to have it in their collection.

by AJAW September 29, 2005

nipple pinch

What you can do to a girl during sex to induce an orgasm.

"I was having sex with her last night, and made her orgasm twice as fast when I pinched her nipples."

by AJAW December 31, 2004

Viva La Bam

Very funny show in which skater and former 'Jackass' star Bam Margera does stupid stuff that makes many people, including me, laugh. Often does stuff that pisses his uncle Don Vito off, such as hanging his car up in a tree.

Viva La Bam is like Jackass, but better.

Bam Margera: what will he do next?
'Whatever the fuck I want."

by AJAW July 3, 2004

butt fugly

Short for "butt fucking ugly". The worst kind of ugly one can be.

"Jesus christ, that whore is butt fugly! No wonder no one screws her!"

by AJAW August 17, 2004

vaginal sex

The most common form of sex. This type of sex is accomplished when a man thrusts his penis in and out of a woman's vagina from the front or from behind.

Most of the time, people have vaginal sex.

by AJAW December 31, 2004

greenpeace

Fucking hippies who deserve to be beaten with 2x4s.

'OMFG! Stop the evilness! We must stop eating meat, stop cutting down trees and stop doing many things vital to our way of life.'

'STFU hippie.'

*shoots hippie*

by AJAW August 9, 2004

$texas

It was actually French Stewart who wagered $texas. Burt Reynolds wrote nothing down.

"And you wagered Texas with a dollar sign. I'm speechless."

by AJAW August 3, 2004