AJAW's definitions

teh un-n00b

A newbie who isn't a n00b. A rarity these days on a lot of message boards.

'Oh my god! Teh un-n00b!'

by AJAW July 26, 2004

racist double standard

A black guy can say "Black pride" all he wants, and everyone say's he's celebrating his heritage.

However, if a white person says "White pride", he's automatically a member of the KKK.

Now, I'm no racist. I have no problem with black people at all. However, what's up with this? I guess it was made up by the pinko commie liberal bastards who are ruining our country. Why can't we ship them all to some South Pacific island?

White Person - "White pride!"

Liberal Person - "Shut the fuck up, racist!"

Black Person - "Black pride!"

Liberal Person - "Good job on celebrating your heritage!"

Me - "WTF!?"

by AJAW December 3, 2004

Carmella DeCesare

Plain and simple: a bombshell. One of the hottest women to ever pose in Playboy. The fact that her tits weren't huge hunks of plastic is even better.

I've spent many a night jerking off to Carmella DeCesare's PB.

by AJAW September 24, 2005

lindsay lohans

A large pair of breasts on a woman. Comes from the fact that Lindsay Lohan has large boobs.

"Damn. She's got big lindsay lohans. And she's my girlfriend. Titfucking, here I come!"

by AJAW December 31, 2004

wang juice

semen, cum, jizz, jism, man milk, cream, gizz, man juice, gentlemen juice, man chowder, man milk, gism, penis pudding, spooge, spunk, boner juice

Put plain and simple, it's the stuff that results from ejaculation that comes out of your penis during or after masturbation or any form of sex, be it anal sex, vaginal sex, aural sex, oral sex, or mammarinal sex.

by AJAW December 31, 2004

Old people steal

It's true. Old people steal. Then they use an excuse such as retirement to get out of trouble.

'My grandmother stole my $50. Dammit! I hate it when old people steal!'

by AJAW July 7, 2004

pro wrestling

A form of entertainment which, although it is predetermined, takes just as much athleticism as any other sport. Come on! Do you think someone could fake jumping off a turnbuckle while corkscrewing and flipping?

"Dude. Pro wrestling is not completely fake."

by AJAW December 31, 2004