AJAW's definitions

Adama Maneuver

The act of dropping a Battlestar several times the size of a Nimitz-class carrier into the atmosphere and going into freefall whilst launching fighters. The Battlestar then jumps back out into orbit less than 100 feet from the ground, leaving a flaming silhouette in its place and creating a megaginormous thunderclap. Also known as the Husker Hailmary, the Maneuver was patented by Admiral William Adama, one of the greatest TV characters of all time on Battlestar Galactica (best show on television) and was one of the centerpieces of probably the best BSG (best show on television) episodes yet, "Exodus, Part II".

"Dude, the Adama Maneuver is completely infeasible when it comes to physics!"
"STFU n00b! It's BSG (best show on television)! Who cares?"

by AJAW October 29, 2006

Slipknot Sucks

This is true. Slipknot does suck.

Slipknot is gay and ghey.

by AJAW August 8, 2004

Germany

A country that is full of people who respect the United States as much as many US citizens respect them. A great country overall, with very nice people, nice cars and good beer.

Remember: It's the German government that hates the US, not the general German public.

by AJAW October 1, 2004

nipple pinch

What you can do to a girl during sex to induce an orgasm.

"I was having sex with her last night, and made her orgasm twice as fast when I pinched her nipples."

by AJAW December 31, 2004

butt fugly

Short for "butt fucking ugly". The worst kind of ugly one can be.

"Jesus christ, that whore is butt fugly! No wonder no one screws her!"

by AJAW August 17, 2004

Viva La Bam

Very funny show in which skater and former 'Jackass' star Bam Margera does stupid stuff that makes many people, including me, laugh. Often does stuff that pisses his uncle Don Vito off, such as hanging his car up in a tree.

Viva La Bam is like Jackass, but better.

Bam Margera: what will he do next?
'Whatever the fuck I want."

by AJAW July 3, 2004

wang juice

semen, cum, jizz, jism, man milk, cream, gizz, man juice, gentlemen juice, man chowder, man milk, gism, penis pudding, spooge, spunk, boner juice

Put plain and simple, it's the stuff that results from ejaculation that comes out of your penis during or after masturbation or any form of sex, be it anal sex, vaginal sex, aural sex, oral sex, or mammarinal sex.

by AJAW December 31, 2004