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teh un-n00b

A newbie who isn't a n00b. A rarity these days on a lot of message boards.
'Oh my god! Teh un-n00b!'
by AJAW July 26, 2004
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titfuck blowjob

A titfuck blowjob is a combination of the two words in the word. The guy places his penis between the girls boobs and the girl squeezes them together. Then, the guy moves his dick up and down the girl's chest between her breasts and when it gets close to the girl's mouth, she sucks it. When the guy is ready to blow a load, the girl stops squeezing her boobs together and the guy pulls his dick out. Then, as if he were getting a blowjob or titfucking, he blows his load all over the girl's face and chest.
Dude. My girlfriend and I had a titfuck blowjob marathon all night!
by AJAW July 14, 2004
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wang juice

semen, cum, jizz, jism, man milk, cream, gizz, man juice, gentlemen juice, man chowder, man milk, gism, penis pudding, spooge, spunk, boner juice
Put plain and simple, it's the stuff that results from ejaculation that comes out of your penis during or after masturbation or any form of sex, be it anal sex, vaginal sex, aural sex, oral sex, or mammarinal sex.
by AJAW December 31, 2004
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lindsay lohans

A large pair of breasts on a woman. Comes from the fact that Lindsay Lohan has large boobs.
"Damn. She's got big lindsay lohans. And she's my girlfriend. Titfucking, here I come!"
by AJAW December 31, 2004
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Carmella DeCesare

Plain and simple: a bombshell. One of the hottest women to ever pose in Playboy. The fact that her tits weren't huge hunks of plastic is even better.
I've spent many a night jerking off to Carmella DeCesare's PB.
by AJAW September 24, 2005
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pumped full of plastic

Having had so many plastic surgeries that it's blatantly obvious.
by AJAW August 17, 2004
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bandwagon jumper

Anyone who bashes President Bush and is planning to vote for John Kerry.
'Hey, look at Joe. Just last year he was supporting Bush, and now he's carrying a sign supporting Kerry. What a bandwagon jumper.'
by AJAW July 19, 2004
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