31 definitions by AGnumbnuts

Having a barney with barney

Having an argument with THE Man, a big company who run every day society like an energy supplier, phone company etc who try ripping you off

D to Sp**rk En**gy 'Your clearly over charging me now fix it and fuck off!'
H to D 'How was your day?'
D 'Well I was Having a barney with barney today , didnt get anywhere'
H 'aw well ill make it better, just bend me over'
D 'boom'

by AGnumbnuts November 16, 2011

Urban Splash

The art of pissing up a graffitied wall.

My mate Craig loves abit of urban splash on a weekend.

by AGnumbnuts November 14, 2011

Yorkshite budgie bagger

when a man from Yorkshire likes to go upto fat blokes who wear budgie smugglers and cups their balls

'Craig your such a Yorkshite budgie bagger ! Leave that guy alone'

by AGnumbnuts November 22, 2011

billy Poon

Local chinesse owner and all-round geezer of asain origin - NOT RACIST!

'We off down to billy poons for some prawn toast guys?'

by AGnumbnuts November 7, 2011

turd inspector

Accidently swallowing something valuable so you have to wait till poo time to go looking for it.

My girlfriend likes to suck her fingers when we have sex. She plays with herself so her juices are all over her fingers but the other day she swallowed her ring and guess who had to be the turd inspector ?!

by AGnumbnuts November 16, 2011

urban shit storer

Someone who lives in the city centre and uses his own faeces to use as compost for his plants. Well it is rich in nutrients.

the teacher at university is an urban shit storer no wonder theres a pong when he comes in

by AGnumbnuts November 22, 2011

playroom dropper

A guy who takes a dump on the floor and blames the baby who just giggles to themselves

Craig was shameless the other day, he did a playroom dropper and his little boy got the blame

by AGnumbnuts November 22, 2011