3 definitions by AFHjjjj

yazan

Yazan is a sexy man of arab descent who has the capabilities of doing anything. He is usually muscular and spends hours in the gym at a time. A usual day for Yazan is gyming, eating, chilling and partying. This usually results in him ending his day by sleeping with a girl or multiple girls just to repeat this process again. He is a man of many skills; one of them being that girls latch to his arms easier than catching flies with honey. He is extremely good looking and is considered by girls as beautiful, sexy, handsome and gorgeous. Yazan is one of a kind. Myths report that his looks, body and wit were descended from a god but he is only a Yazan.

1. Look at that guy walking into the club, he looks like a god.
2. I must agree, he is extremely good looking.
1. Should we talk to him?
2. Yeah, lets go!
****both girls grab his arms***
1. Whats your name?
2. Ughh I know, has to be Yazan!

1. Yeah you look like a Yazan
3. Doesnt matter, you girls want to leave to my place?
1. Definitely
2. Of course!
**Leaves**
4. Did you just see that guy? He's such a Yazan!
5. Hah, watch how I am about to Yazan these girls
4. Sure, if only you were a Yazan...

by AFHjjjj July 13, 2016

KJ

KJ is a person of indian descent that is very predictable and lazy. KJ will tell you that he plans on going out but will not show up, resulting in him laying on the couch not doing anything. However, if he decides to go out it will result in no one seeing him there. There have been no citing or evidence that KJ has left his apartment in centuries. It has also been reported that he does shower every 10 years resulting in a world holiday. It is not abnormal to find pieces of chicken masala rubbed into his carpet and clothing. To be a KJ is a way of life, which indefinitely involves that dooka, an Iranian tobacco blend which he carries with him in a plastic bag so that it may spill into his pocket. This results in KJ then scooping the dooka from his pocket for at least a month in order to conserve his most precious belonging. Starting in junior year KJ began drinking water however always has prefered milk and orange juice for weeks at a time resulting in him being extremely dehydrated. The way of KJ is to then sleep for 16 hours and then wake up with a 6 pack (or as he believes). KJ is a way of life and to KJ is something that takes work and effort but for the one and only it is a path no one else can cross.

1:"Bro are you going out tonight?"
2: "Yeah bro ill see you there!."
1: "Dont KJ tonight bro, you always do!"
***40 min later***
2: Texts "Im not showing up bro." Then turns phone off
1: "Fucking KJ always KJing!"
1: "WTF KJ!"

by AFHjjjj March 25, 2016

kj

When a man inserts his cock into a woman's vagina but then instantly begins to ejaculate.

1: "Bro I just had intercourse!"
2: "No way bro! How was it?"
1: "I had a kj brooooo"
2: "Damn bro its fine you get it done quick!"

by AFHjjjj December 11, 2017