1 definition by A conker

1. A life loving gun nut.
A 'conker' believes in the legalization of psychedelic and therapeutic substances such as cannabis, mushrooms, LSD and MDMA (for PTSD). A conker wants nothing more than to own a summertime lakeside cabin to share with friends, family and their significant other. Some conkers are obsessed with the 5th dimension. Conkers are happy breadwinners, a conker loves nothing more than a stack of freshly minted bills to give to their family.
Fred: "Bob is always packing that Wilson Combat EDC X9."
Sam: "Bob's such a conker!"
by A conker February 9, 2020
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