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5 definitions by 910

 
1.
A dart game popular in bars. The 15, 16, 17, 18, 19, 20 and bullseye spaces on a standard dart board are used along with the double and triple rings. A player scores after they close a given section. You close a section by placing 3 darts in that section. Subsequent hits by the closing player yield the number value of the corresponding space.
You wanna throw some darts?
Sure, Cricket?
Sounds good. Toss me a cold one, will ya?
by 910 October 27, 2007
 
2.
An inconsiderate person that consistantly holds others hostage until they've finished with something they just started, especially after being told everyone else is ready. This jackass believes his time is more important than yours.
Hey Poindexter, we're heading out for a quick lunch.
Hang on just a second while I check my e-mail, forward my phone, lock my desk, unlock my desk to get my cell, re-lock my desk...
Dude, you are total human rain delay!
BTW. They come in female versions as well.
You know the girl that gets dressed three times while you're waiting because the dress/outfit doesn't quite go with the shoes, nails, handbag...
by 910 January 26, 2008
 
3.
An inconsiderate person that consistantly holds others hostage until they've finished with something trivial that they have just started, especially after being told everyone else is ready. This jackass believes his time is more important than yours.

Hey Poindexter, we're heading out for a quick lunch.
Hang on just a second while I check my e-mail, forward my phone, lock my desk, unlock my desk to get my cell, re-lock my desk...

Dude, you are total human rain delay!

BTW. They come in female versions as well.
You know the girl that gets dressed three times while you're waiting because the dress/outfit doesn't quite go with the shoes, nails, handbag...
by 910 January 28, 2008
 
4.
v. Synonymous with taking a dump. The same subject matter.
Bob- Hey Bill, where are you off to in such a hurry?
Bill- Grievance hearing
Bob- Hope everything comes out ok.
by 910 January 28, 2008
 
5.
1. Bitching and complaining that only serves to annoy others.
2. Complaining about things when you have no motivation to actually change things that are within your ability to change.
3. A ploy used by bitter people to get sympathy.
4. Employees griping and complaining about trivial work related matters when there is little possibility (or good reason) for actual change.
5. People complaining about their be-with and whatever lame habits or peccadillos they happen to have.
The boss climbed up my ass 'cuz I was late today. My bus is always late.
I see you're playing the crying game again. Why don't you just pull your lame ass out of bed a few minutes earlier and catch an earlier bus?
by 910 January 28, 2008