Definitions by 8en

smit dick

Insult used to imply homosexual activity. Derived from shit and smeg these two words are combined to make smit. Sheg is an alternative word which shares the same meaning.

HAHA hindmarsh has a smit dick

smit dick by 8en February 21, 2005

dick butler 

A term used for the professional home assistant who cleans, sanctifies and stimulates his lords genitals.

You need a good dick butler, I shall send mine round to aid you.

dick butler by 8en February 18, 2005