6 definitions by 7point92x57mauser
A sub-species of humans that are responsible for turning Steve Jobs' invention, the iPhone into a Thot Device after iOS 7 was released
by 7point92x57mauser June 24, 2019
A place you go ever since 6 years old. You go to school when your probably 3 too, but is more more fun and makes up childhood. As soon as you get older, the more boring and painful it is.
Language Arts - A boring class where you art taught a language you speak fluently, and they treat you like English is your second language. Other than that, it's making less fluent at English.
Math - The most pounding thing on the planet. The math they teach is confusing and hard. Math is also an Acronym for "Mental Abuse To Humans". There is some interesting math subjects, but it's not taught in school, such as the 4th Dimension and 1D nets. The only fun thing about Math is that you can get a calculator and spell "Boobies" on it or type 7734 and flip it upside down, saying "This is what school actually is"
Homework - You've already sat longer than the age of the known universe in your chair, Teacher's are like "How about you thing this home?" and no, they don't do anything about it other than an F-. Homework can even cause health problems. One girl suicide-jump herself off a 17 story building over homework.
Waking up - So you said that you want to stay up until midnight? Well think again. When your mom comes into your room she will pull the covers and make you wake up all of a sudden, which isn't really a healthy thing.
Language Arts - A boring class where you art taught a language you speak fluently, and they treat you like English is your second language. Other than that, it's making less fluent at English.
Math - The most pounding thing on the planet. The math they teach is confusing and hard. Math is also an Acronym for "Mental Abuse To Humans". There is some interesting math subjects, but it's not taught in school, such as the 4th Dimension and 1D nets. The only fun thing about Math is that you can get a calculator and spell "Boobies" on it or type 7734 and flip it upside down, saying "This is what school actually is"
Homework - You've already sat longer than the age of the known universe in your chair, Teacher's are like "How about you thing this home?" and no, they don't do anything about it other than an F-. Homework can even cause health problems. One girl suicide-jump herself off a 17 story building over homework.
Waking up - So you said that you want to stay up until midnight? Well think again. When your mom comes into your room she will pull the covers and make you wake up all of a sudden, which isn't really a healthy thing.
Mom: You are now gonna go to preschool!
Child: Yay I'm going to preschool to make friends!
13 years later
Child (Now an Adolescent): Mom school is ruining my life
Child: Yay I'm going to preschool to make friends!
13 years later
Child (Now an Adolescent): Mom school is ruining my life
by 7point92x57mauser June 24, 2019
by 7point92x57mauser March 9, 2020
If you looked for a definition about "Erwin", either you were doing it for a research project or you're a Girls und Panzer fanboy
by 7point92x57mauser September 2, 2019
An app some soccer mom's attempt to make their child watch kid friendly videos, AKA some shit nobody even enjoys. Elsagate mostly appears on here.
by 7point92x57mauser July 19, 2019
An app developed by Lumine that iOS 7'd everyone's face. Basically kids aged 9-14 (About 11 on average) make characters do either a thing called "The Hated Child" or something sexual, or Mary Sues doing something pretty stupid.
For The Hated Child, it involves this:
2 children will be born. 1 is constantly abused and neglected by her mom. The dad doesn't even give a fuck about anything. This also contributes to child neglection
For The Hated Child, it involves this:
2 children will be born. 1 is constantly abused and neglected by her mom. The dad doesn't even give a fuck about anything. This also contributes to child neglection
Chip: Hey Samantha, what are you doing?
Samantha: I am creating an animation called the hated child in gacha studio.
Chip: I am out of here.
Samantha: I am creating an animation called the hated child in gacha studio.
Chip: I am out of here.
by 7point92x57mauser July 19, 2019