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The dumbest fuck stupid bitch you will EVER meet. Literally only attracted to cholos who probably live in the ranch. Loves too many accents, specifically the Boston ones, so watch out Boston people. A big joke, literally. Thinks she's funny, but isn't. She don't be making the whole squad laugh. Can't even finish simple modules, probably on homework #1 and has a test the next day. Annoying as fuck, laughs like a duck. Think she's packing, but she's jealous of my splendid juicy 67 inch big spicy cock. Always gotta wake the dumb fuck up because she passes out over melatonin gummies. Thinks she's special, but she just depressed. Racist towards South Americans because she don't have flavor. Overall, she built like a dumb bitch.

**for legal reasons, I have her consent and this is a joke
"Y'all hear sum?...Yeah it's a stupid bitch"
"Ew, Joselyn can't take big dick"

"AP stat"
by 69rockstar July 29, 2020
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