2 definitions by 5249er

Cockfest

Any social gathering, with a vested interest in the intermingling of men and women, in which the ratio of men to women is in the order of n:1, where n is some number greater than two.

Dude 1: So how was the party last night?

Dude 2: There were, like, no girls there.

Dude 3: Yeah, like 3 guys for every girl.

Dude 1: Cockfest!

by 5249er February 17, 2009

Mandodo

The residuals of a male's constant use of the same articles of clothing, furniture, living space, etc, for extended periods of time, usually resulting from a lack of cleaning.

"I think you should clean my sheets before you do your girl in my bed. She may not like the smell of my mandodo"

Dude 1: your couch stinks!
Dude 2: yeah, its my mandodo :D

by 5249er February 17, 2009