2 definitions by 4lph4

when some one jacks off whit there own semen
DUDE! jack is such a cum humper
by 4lph4 May 20, 2015
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when a girl gets cramped and then squirts all over the guys face
hey did you here about john last night He got sweet tang,the bad thing was he got a butter missile to the face
by 4lph4 May 18, 2015
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