31 definitions by 32121

colonize

Thing your country has to do to become big and to not be called country anymore, but empire instead. This way United Kingdom and France became big and powerful, though later got colonized by the United States themselves, which in turn was once colonized by UK (see New York , Virginia etc.) and France (see Lousiana). Oh the irony!

If you don't colonize, you'll be poland, FOREVER.

by 32121 July 23, 2016

Pornhub

A visual version of Urban Dictionary

In Pornhub you can look up how Alabama hot pocket looks in action.

by 32121 July 23, 2016

Nuclear fusion explosion

Nuclear reaction which happens when Kim Kardashian farts. It is caused by extreme pressure between the cheeks of her butt, which forces hydrogen atoms to fuse with one another, creating a chain reaction which annihilates all forms of life from the surface of Earth, except her followers.

- Daaamn have you seen that nuclear fusion explosion?

- Eh, probably Kim Kardashian ate some lime beans again.

by 32121 July 25, 2016

K/D

It's infinity during your life and 0 at the end of your life, unless you're a murderer.

Everyone's who didn't murder anybody and is reading this K/D is infinity.

by 32121 November 26, 2019

apocalypse

A mythical end of the world, uncertain when it is going to happen, several sects disagree about it:

Jehovah's Witnesses - When Jesus makes a second coming.
Donald Trump supporters - When Hillary Clinton becomes President of the United States.
Hillary Clinton supporters - When Donald Trump becomes President of the United States.

Some people seriously think apocalypse is coming after this election, not even kidding.

by 32121 July 21, 2016

Mirror

A monitor with best refresh rate possible

I use the mirror to look at the character i'm playing in game called outside

by 32121 November 26, 2019

Lada engine is starting

Enter this into google translate and click voice translation button to hear it being spoken:
vvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvggiiiiiiiiiivvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvggiiivvvvvvvvvvvvggiiiivvvvvggiiiivvvvvvvvvvvvvvgg
vroomvroomvroomvroomvroomvroomvroomvroom

The sound of Lada engine is starting. Also:
Your reaction when Lada engine doesn't start, also enter this into google translate and click voice translation button:
yyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

by 32121 December 21, 2017