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A fake guru. Someone who claims to have all the knowledge and skills, but demonstrates none. Furu's are thought of as snake oil salesman or a con man.
Furu: I got long on this stock, you'll be able to copy my trade and become a millionaire!
Stock Trader: I copied your trade and lost, what happened?!?
Furu: You didn't get out in time, see you should've listened!
Stock Trader: I listened and now I lost all my money.
Furu: No response
by 21422142 September 6, 2019
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