48 definitions by 2014_chiguy

respect the boner

To acknowledge that your boyfriend or husband has a boner for good reason and willingly have sex with him.

I gave you a massage for a whole hour. All I want is a quick blow job. Respect the boner.

by 2014_chiguy April 18, 2014

cube

A supernerd.
One who is as lame as six squares.
A person so uncool, he's hot.

{Joe is such a square.}
<He's beyond a square; he's a cube>

by 2014_chiguy October 15, 2006

reverse fart

This occurs when you actually try to hold in a fart. The sound of the gas rushing back into your system creates a sound just like an actual fart. Caused by guacamole and bean burritos and store brand raisin bran.

(Fart sound)
Dude 1: What the fuck dude!!!
Dude 2: It was a reverse fart, I swear.

by 2014_chiguy January 27, 2010

laughing tears

to laugh so hard that you cry a little

Dane Cook had me laughing tears at his show. He is truly a silly bitch.

by 2014_chiguy November 5, 2007

Glee worthy

A song that has a good chance of being featured on the tv show Glee.

Radio DJ: That was "We Are Never Ever Getting Back Together" by Taylor Swift. Stay tuned for your chance to win One Direction tickets.

Dude #1: That was a very Glee worthy song.

Dude #2: Yeah. I bet that shit will be on before episode four.

by 2014_chiguy September 13, 2012

milarchy

A euphemism for bullshit.

That's a bunch of milarchy.

by 2014_chiguy October 16, 2006

send off

One who sends you on a blank mission.
One who misguides or misdirects.

Dude, you told me Chucky Cheese was on 15th, but it was really on 19th. You're a motherfuckin' send off.

by 2014_chiguy October 15, 2006