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A way to say vagina without offending people. Can also be used to mean ass.
Lucy: "And he licked my schnoolie... man, it got so wet!"
Amy: "Bitch, that's gross."

Bob: "John, get your schnoolie over here!"
by 2 camels in a tiny car January 25, 2011
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The elf cock is something RPing fangirls and gay fanboys crave. Rumour has it elven balls are inside the body, but that's not true. Elf cocks are said to be long and thin - the opposite of a chode (or Barrel Dick as some call it) but they're just like human shlongs.
sexyelfgirl459983: w00t elf cock!
by 2 camels in a tiny car November 1, 2010
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Look, here comes Jordi and her whoard. They're even worse than Kim Kardashian!
by 2 camels in a tiny car October 29, 2010
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