4 definitions by 1kookat

Alaskan oil spill

After a hot night of doing the Alaskan pipeline & the poop condom was left inside the person. Therefore causing it to spill everywhere.

Fella #1-"Hey bro, I was giving her the Alaskan Pipeline last night and I must have passed out because when I woke up I was holding the Alaskan oil spill in MY ass!"

Fella#2- "So she turned the tables on you, nice!"

by 1kookat July 23, 2021

Peggin' Al Bundy

The sexual act in which the female is pegging the male whilst donning a strap-on. And complaining in his ear the whole time. Repeating is it Thursday yet?

So Marci asks Steve, " I know it's only Wednesday, but can we peggin' al bundy tonight?"

by 1kookat November 2, 2020

E pluribus anus

Of many assholes, one.

Of all the people I've dated, this one turns out to be the biggest e pluribus anus of them all!

by 1kookat August 28, 2018

Canadian Landslide

Is performed while the female slides her mouth down the males shaft, when he is ready to ejaculate he will slap her in the face with Canadian bacon.

Wow hon, the best thing about the canadian landslide is the combination of bacon and protein.

by 1kookat February 24, 2011