1Head's definitions

air employee

Someone who gets paid to stand around. They have little to no effect on the company's operations.

"What is your role at the company?"
"Mostly nothing."
"Air employee, noice."

by 1Head April 23, 2017

very cool

Used to acknowledge and approve of something. As opposed to 'cool' which may or may not clearly suggest approval.

Example 1 (using cool)
Person 1: I am going to become a giraffe.
Person 2. Cool.
This might come off as ironic or insincere.

Example 2 (same but using very cool)
Person 1: I am going to become a giraffe.
Person 2. Very cool.
This comes off as heartfelt and sincere.

by 1Head August 8, 2019

pate

That weird brown paste that you get when you order a spread of dips and smells like it has fish in it.

What's this?
Pate.
I think I will just eat the carrot.

by 1Head June 3, 2019

big tech

Refers to large technology companies that have significant impact and even control over elements of our daily lives. Facebook, Google, Apple, Amazon and Microsoft. Also Youtube(owned by Google) Netflix, Whatsapp (owned by Facebook), PayPal, Twitter, Spotify and Tencent. Big tech is watching you and selling your data to advertisers. They control what you see and hear online and can sensor anything they don't agree with. They filter search engine results to cater to their agendas and ideals. They want you sign up to their monthly subscriptions and use their payment services. They want you to have a digital ID (ID2020) so they can track your every move, medical history and social credit score (Black Mirror - Nose Dive) etc. The only way to escape big tech is to go off-grid.

Person 1: Big Tech will take over the world.
Person 2: It already has.

by 1Head November 9, 2020

squint

When a player tries extra hard in an online video game to win, especially when that effort is not matched by the opposing team. Characterised by the player putting their their head extra close to the computer monitor and therefore having to squint to see what is on screen.

all-chat: when you squint to win
team chat: yea i know right lmao

by 1Head May 30, 2019

skill twig

A skill tree with very stunted/limited options. Diablo IV let's players upgrade their abilities with a skill twig.

ARPG player: Diablo IV's skill tree looks more like a skill twig.

ARPG player 2 : Yeah I'm gonna go beat my meat over Path of Exile's skill forest.

by 1Head February 26, 2020

Stitches

If you injected a pineapple with steroids and sprinkle coke on it and it became a person.

Stitches gonna put a brick in yo face.

by 1Head June 2, 2019