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A mostly rural saying used by teachers in rural schools to avoid cursing.

Pain
In
The
Ass

Piece
Of
Shit
Student: Can I mess with your blinds?
Teahcer: No! Stop being a pita pos!
by 1337donald January 20, 2010
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I cock that is so big you break your jaw trying to suck that thang.
Damn! My boyfriend had a jawbreaker. I kept choking every 2 minutes.
by 1337donald January 26, 2009
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