0nittray's definitions

because you touch yourself at night

The response to any "why" question that anyone asks you.

Young Peter: Why did all the dinosaurs die out?
Tour Guide: Because you touch yourself at night.

by 0niTTRay October 8, 2003

Scimitar'd

To be mortally or severely wounded by a sword of the scimitar breed. A good example was in the wordSouth Park/word episode Tom's Rhinoplasty,in which Kenny McCormick was impaled through the skull by a scimitar thrown by his substitute teacher.

Stan: Oh my God! They killed Kenny! Kyle: You bastards!
0TTR: *watching* SCIMITAR'D!

by 0niTTRay December 25, 2003

chrono break

A game that really needs to be made.

Note for slower persons: It'd be the sequel to Chrono Trigger and Chrono Cross. And Dalton would be in it. ^_^

by 0niTTRay March 8, 2004

Pokemon Stadium

An impossible,unenjoyable game for Nintendo 64. See also: wordcash cow/word

Blade: Hey man,how did you beat Pokemon Stadium?
Hashmeer: I gamesharked 3 Mewtwos and 3 Mews,then I BARELY won the last battle,why?
Rex: Why the hell don't the pokemon ever make physical contact? 100 % idioth shaithe.

by 0niTTRay December 7, 2003

buttsex

Justin Timberlake's favorite pasttime.

'im lovin it'? Hmm,what could 'it' be? HARDKORE BUTTSECKZ!

by 0niTTRay January 7, 2004

Almighty Thinnest

The quite appropriate name give by some to Jhonen Vasquez,due to his almighty power and thin body shape. Supposedly rooted from the Invader Zim characters Almighty Tallest,which are the tallest and therefore most powerful members of the Irken race.

Guy:"Finally the JTHM is mine! Heil Vasquez the Almighty Tallest!"
0TTR: wordShiggity shiggity shwa/word.

by 0niTTRay November 8, 2003

maximum exposure

A really shitty reality show.

"Hey wanna watch Max X with us?"
"No,I'm gonna have my teeth drilled on instead."

by 0niTTRay March 11, 2004