0nittray's definitions

pawtucket patriot beer

If you buy it,hot women will have sex in your backyard!

I should buy some

by 0niTTRay December 29, 2003

arwen

The Jar Jar Binks of the LotR Movies. In the books she was tolerable though,since they didn't cram her in unneccessary places.

Hey man,why the hell is Arwen always wearing that daiam hood? Is she Islamic or sumthin'?

by 0niTTRay January 17, 2004

Quistis

Another word for sexy...or,uh,the instructor chick from FF8. She has a whip.

If you ever find a woman in real life that looks like Quistis, KEEP HER.

by 0niTTRay April 27, 2004

because you touch yourself at night

The response to any "why" question that anyone asks you.

Young Peter: Why did all the dinosaurs die out?
Tour Guide: Because you touch yourself at night.

by 0niTTRay October 8, 2003

Catalack

The Entity

by 0niTTRay October 6, 2003

fonics monkey

A monkey that teaches children to read and spell by playing the drums. Also kills hooded orange kids that steal his snacks.

Cartman: C'mon fonics monkey,drum
Fonics Monkey: *masturbates* ooh ooh ooh ooh

by 0niTTRay November 30, 2003

sk8er boi

Worst song EVER? Perhaps.
If you have the horrible misfortune of hearing it,put on some Weird Al to cleanse your ears.

Duckbear: he was a *wordfap/word fap* sk8er boi,she *fap fap fap* sai-*BLAM*
0niTTRay: Bitch.

by 0niTTRay December 17, 2003