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1. A males penis, a hard muffin is when a male has a Bonner.
James: did you see the new girl Diane? She is soo hot!
Jake: oh, do you think so?
James: yeah, when I saw her my muffinman got hard!
by .......,,,,,,,...........,,,,, February 17, 2023
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