1 definition by -LJW-

One who repeatedly inserts his digit into a womans ass. Will often bring out the thumb on a first date meaning that a second date will usually not occur
Shomo eagerly explored Catherine's chocolate starfish with his thumb. From this day forth, he was to be known as the Thumbed Crusader.
by -LJW- November 12, 2006
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