ryan's definitions

sala

a way to play soccer, the hottest way possible. involves a bunch of flashy moves. note: sala soccer is only sala if the sala player is actually good.

DAMN! that mexican dude can work sala like no one ive ever seen!

by ryan November 12, 2003

Asshole

1. A card game for adolescents or young adults.
2. A prick/rude son-of-a-bitch who treats EVERYONE like they are beneath them. Doesn't care if he hurts someone's feelings.
3. Somebody from L.A., New York City, Detroit, France, Fort Wayne, Indiana; also any people who go to Harvard, Rednecks from the South, and a few bastards from Canada.
4. One cavity that many drug traffickers hide their shipment in.
5. What you are if you constantly cheat on your wife and beat your kids.
6. What to use when removing waste from the body; see shit or feces
7. Can be used as a means of entertaining people in various places.

Everyone I ever knew from Fort Wayne was a rude asshole. They always treated me like dirt for doing NOTHING to them. I hate those son of a bitch rat bastards.

by Ryan September 16, 2004

Equorg

A peach like fruit grown in the depths of EQUADIA

"id like a large equorg juice thanks"

by Ryan April 13, 2004

sphincter boy

a man who acts or is a flaming homosexual

Dude, that guy is a total sphincter boy. Is he gay or what?

by Ryan May 6, 2004

ginos

Fucking douche bag faggots that wear their mother's clothes, spend too much money on gel, wear bra straps in their hair and drive honda civics.

Man, that gino is the biggest douche i've ever seen.

by Ryan May 9, 2005

Wedges, the

An elite faction of people characterized by a large yet subtle wedgie. The initiation of a Wedge is usually carried out by the approval of the head chairman. Typical Wedge merriments include eating at Burger King and playing pranks on their rival group, Chevs (see "Chev"). Unlike the Chevs, the Wedges do not run on a nationality-specific agenda, so their group has more diversity.

The Wedges are in town...

by Ryan December 15, 2004

performance load

All men shoot different intensities of orgasms. Some are short, quick and just kinda dribble out, and others are long, repetitive and fly across the room. The latter are performance loads; when you shoot so much as to impress the observers.

I was so horny all day, that when I went to the naked party I shot a performance load right above my head.

by Ryan November 27, 2004