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by Ryan December 1, 2004
Get the Polygamy mug.an alias for one luke hansen, often the focus of such phrases as "if you wanted you could seduce a nun into bed" and "if you wanted too, you could seduce GODZILLA into bed"
by ryan July 22, 2004
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Samantha was absolutely dying to become airtight; she really was. Elaine's airtightedness was the perfect environment for the long-term storage of my balls. "Plug Jessica's nose Jack! She's trying to cheat by breathing through her nose!!!"
by Ryan August 13, 2003
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Get the entrapment mug.insanely breakable emotionaly or phsysicaly where The slightest insult can cause you to develop an eating disorder.
also a awesome skinny puppy song!
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lovers and legions i've seen your whore try not to reason forsaken i'm poor
fire nerves and dissension flying at a glare a ginger reaction whisper care
a hairpin decision falls against the brain
to formulate the anguish and alleviate the pain
the silence is warning soul search nothing can't regain reach for air
scenes of a cheap thrill summon an old ghost
the foremost and sterile suffering one lost to
face the potential for fantasy and flair forever and forgiving summon
me and dare they keep on the mainstream forging their demise while
playing with the hopeless not facing their own lies
the symptoms of recourse i've seen nothing overspill, far too frail!!
fire nerves and dissension flying at a glare a ginger reaction whisper care
a hairpin decision falls against the brain
to formulate the anguish and alleviate the pain
the silence is warning soul search nothing can't regain reach for air
scenes of a cheap thrill summon an old ghost
the foremost and sterile suffering one lost to
face the potential for fantasy and flair forever and forgiving summon
me and dare they keep on the mainstream forging their demise while
playing with the hopeless not facing their own lies
the symptoms of recourse i've seen nothing overspill, far too frail!!
by Ryan January 10, 2005
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