Maddy's definitions

fuck off

a term used by parents when dealing with over emotional teenagers, to be rid of once said teenagers are of age.

I cannot wait until Jamie grows up and finds somewhere else to fuck off to.

by maddy June 18, 2004

windows

the computer cheap people buy. it sucks, is slow and insanely complex. science mags say macs are better. seriously.

sally: my windows kept crashing on me last night while i was trying to make a movie and simultaneously download from itunes
bob: thats because windows suck for anything visual or audio. buy a mac. conform!

by maddy January 14, 2004

Break Up

What is gonna happen when your boy thinks that your gonna plunge a knife into your wrsits when your so not. When he thinks you have issues with being adopted

Eg: You have got a fucking clue who I am. It's over.

by Maddy March 29, 2005

jesus on a stick

my answer to every question my teacher asks

Fat fuck misra:who started the revolution?
Me:Jesus on a stick

by Maddy June 14, 2003

Lampost wanker

A guy hu wears hats and lives in s/bridge. he likes eying up the local lamposts

I am N***** and i am a lampost wanka

by maddy October 5, 2004

Jade Puget

Two words: Hella rad.

Stupid Urban dictionary made me write something here... grrrrrrr

by maddy November 2, 2004

daewoo

Piece of shit... god it's soooo sexy!
Worst (yet somehow the most awesome) car ever!

My mom went 100 in a Daewoo in Kansass City

by maddy October 19, 2004