Chance's definitions

midget felching

The sport, or art, depending on your affiliation, of inserting live human midgets into your ass for the express purpose of sexual gratification.

Did you see the size of that little colored midget that SheikEric felched last night?

by chance June 19, 2003

txmadcow

A human chainsaw capable of mass destruction, know what I mean Mang?

"You want some ice cream baby?", said the drunk txmadcow to the colored girl.

by chance June 19, 2003

SheikEric

The ultimate homosexual stud-muffin who likes playing with crowbars, midgets, and motor oil, at the same time. A true Freakus Maximus.

I met this incredible SheikEric last night at the blue leopard lounge. He had my ass stretched like a drum skin.

by Chance June 18, 2003