Beans's definitions

beantopia

beantopia was an ancient 3 day old society located in apple valley cal. The extremely sexxy king beans of nato controls his minions and then has massive desert orgies involving jewburgers and girafs.

Mr. feinstein of history class

by beans March 24, 2005

Parker

Big white male who never swears pants is rich for no reason and has no balls

Parker has balls

by Beans February 29, 2020

highness

the state of being stoned, drunk, or high

After smokin the good stuff for an hour, i think i finally reached the highest highness dude

by beans May 13, 2005

Loom

One who craps his pants often. He is also rather flachuent, and farts a lot too. He smells as well

The Loom crapped his pants.

by Beans September 22, 2003

White male

A skinny child named Jacob

A white male jumped into the pool at the brinks house

by Beans February 29, 2020

joobe

a fake dutch word that supposedly means to fuck someone.

Oh Joobe me Beans! Joobe me!

by Beans September 8, 2004