4 definitions by (pro'n Cass-I)

Top Definition
To come onto a straight, homophobic woman/girl as a joke. To scare them or make them cringe by using sexual suggestions.
*caress {insert person's name here} leg/arm/body* "wanna come "hang out"?"

"ewwww!!! Gross, get away from me! I am not a lesbian!!!"

"Dyke Psyc!! Got you! Ha Ha Ha!!!!"
by (pro'n Cass-I) August 10, 2007
Somewhat like the force but with much more power. Those with the spork rule over others, much like StarWars but sadly, the lightsabers are the mortal enemy of the spork and the movie could not contain both great creations.
Yoda - Strong within you the spork is!
Jim - No kidding, Bill scared the shit out of me and I almost inhaled it! Oh wait, did you say spork, I thought you was on about the f***ing force again. Damn I am sick of that shit.
Yoda - mmmm
by (pro'n Cass-I) August 10, 2007
A hobbit is:
a. A person of short stature, can be known as a midget or possibly Frodo, a partially famous hobbit.
b. A person with hairy hairy feet
c. A short fat person with hairy feet which can also be known as a nazi, dragonlady
d. All of the above.
Person 1: Hobbit is lecturing again!

Person 2: You mean the nazi?!

Person 3: Nazi is being nice, she is a bloody dragonlady!

Person 2: Crap she is looking at us, play dead!!

Person 3: oh it burns, it burns!!!
by (pro'n Cass-I) August 10, 2007
The term used for shorter people without actually being a medical position. There is also freak midgets which are not tall enough to be average and not short enough to be midget.
162cm and below - Midget
163cm - 169cm - Freak Midget
170cm + Average etc.

H: Ha Ha Donald is a midget!
D: Ha Ha Ha Harold is a freak midget!
H: Touche.
by (pro'n Cass-I) August 10, 2007

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