Somewhat like the force but with much more power. Those with the spork rule over others, much like StarWars but sadly, the lightsabers are the mortal enemy of the spork and the movie could not contain both great creations.
Yoda - Strong within you the spork is!
Jim - No kidding, Bill scared the shit out of me and I almost inhaled it! Oh wait, did you say spork, I thought you was on about the f***ing force again. Damn I am sick of that shit.
Yoda - mmmm
A hobbit is:
a. A person of short stature, can be known as a midget or possibly Frodo, a partially famous hobbit.
b. A person with hairy hairy feet
c. A short fat person with hairy feet which can also be known as a nazi, dragonlady
d. All of the above.
Person 1: Hobbit is lecturing again!
Person 2: You mean the nazi?!
Person 3: Nazi is being nice, she is a bloody dragonlady!