💦ON YOUR FACE's definitions
A derogatory word used when a normal creampie is just not good enough! You cream in their pie and create a masterpiece of juices that flow - Just like Putin's moves when he used to wrestle other men just to cop a feel!
Let's go back to the good ole' 80's when they use to give you a cream pie in prison, or you could cream pie your wife when she was being a bad girl!
by 💦ON YOUR FACE September 12, 2022
Get the Cream piemug. Pookie is the oozing goo that comes out of the tube or urethra of a caulking guns and other caulks. It is described to be viscous, creamy, slimy, or generally a gel like substance that comes in many types and colors. It also comes out of different colored caulks. It is used to covered seal or cover things such as; holes in a wall, holes that were cut for pipes, holes that were penetrated, to wet holes that are getting penetrated, and that white stuff that leaks slimily out of a penetrated hole once the caulking gets all up in that hole!
“Jason, remember when you got pookie all over the toilet seat last month? my girlfriend said now she is pregnant with your kid because she sat in it you perverted pig!”
-Dave
“Well, Dave. I don’t think that’s how it works man, in fact, after I was finished using some pookie with a caulking gun to seal the holes that the electricians made when they installed the new pipes, I rammed my pipe right up in your girlfriend and ‘fucked her right in the pussy’. Then after that I pookied all inside her tight minge, with my cock not your needle dick, I believe that is how she got knocked up, and is still as tight as a virgin!”
-Jason
-Dave
“Well, Dave. I don’t think that’s how it works man, in fact, after I was finished using some pookie with a caulking gun to seal the holes that the electricians made when they installed the new pipes, I rammed my pipe right up in your girlfriend and ‘fucked her right in the pussy’. Then after that I pookied all inside her tight minge, with my cock not your needle dick, I believe that is how she got knocked up, and is still as tight as a virgin!”
-Jason
by 💦ON YOUR FACE October 12, 2018
Get the Pookiemug. "Wow, the last time I saw you, you had a nice, proper tight minge. Now your pussy looks like a rag doll that was a children's homess center reject!"
" Don't be mean! Just because I choose to be a loose, cum dumpster doesn't mean you can shame my body! How dare you!"
" Don't be mean! Just because I choose to be a loose, cum dumpster doesn't mean you can shame my body! How dare you!"
by 💦ON YOUR FACE September 12, 2022
Get the Mingemug.