💦ON YOUR FACE's definitions

Pookie

Pookie is the oozing goo that comes out of the tube or urethra of a caulking guns and other caulks. It is described to be viscous, creamy, slimy, or generally a gel like substance that comes in many types and colors. It also comes out of different colored caulks. It is used to covered seal or cover things such as; holes in a wall, holes that were cut for pipes, holes that were penetrated, to wet holes that are getting penetrated, and that white stuff that leaks slimily out of a penetrated hole once the caulking gets all up in that hole!

“Jason, remember when you got pookie all over the toilet seat last month? my girlfriend said now she is pregnant with your kid because she sat in it you perverted pig!”
-Dave
“Well, Dave. I don’t think that’s how it works man, in fact, after I was finished using some pookie with a caulking gun to seal the holes that the electricians made when they installed the new pipes, I rammed my pipe right up in your girlfriend and ‘fucked her right in the pussy’. Then after that I pookied all inside her tight minge, with my cock not your needle dick, I believe that is how she got knocked up, and is still as tight as a virgin!”
-Jason

by 💦ON YOUR FACE October 12, 2018

Semin

The alternate to "seamen" , which is a fag that drives a single barge in the middle of the ocean selling pussy smelling fish.

Hey semin, make sure you're barge is tied off and you don't float off in the middle of the ocean for weeks and have to drink your own piss!

by 💦ON YOUR FACE October 23, 2018

Cop a feel

When you were young and would sit in a place, like a movie theatre, or your 1998 Toyota Corolla, and put your hand inside her shirt to feel her beestings!

"Dude did you cop a feel when you guys sat in your car last night?"

Yes!! Bro's, I got to first base and felt her nice bee stings.

by 💦ON YOUR FACE September 12, 2022