♥🗺☠'s definitions

danker

1. alternate spelling of "danger wank"
2. One who makes dank memes for a living (Fake definition for "Dank")
3. Getting colder and damper (Real definition of "Dank")

1. I'm visitiong relatives, and I'm at their dinner table doing a dnager wank. Since I also don't have a stepsis, consider me the ultimate danger wank danker
2. When you're a danker with no money and crippling depression, you waste your time making pointless and fake things, especially definitions on urban dictionary. Sometomes, you also flag people's ideas and definitions and steal them
3. Goddamn, the internet is getting danker. I want to leave, but the outside world and socializing is far worse!

by ♥🗺☠ May 27, 2021

Reddit's golden gamble

Making a bad meme that earns gold

Welcome back to "Reddit's golden gamble," the game show where you post the worst meme you can and see how much gold the audience awards you
And the daily winner of reddit's golden gamble goes to...

by ♥🗺☠ August 4, 2021

Sminking

When a member of the Beatles is thinking of or making a new song, or thinking in general

John: sminking of... Sminking?
Everyone else: *laughs

by ♥🗺☠ December 19, 2020

Pipehitter

A person with an outwardly dominant, masculine, or aggressive personality, but who also enthusiastically takes on the submissive or "bottom" role in the bedroom

"I'm tough, Mike! I never give an inch! I'm partial to taking a few though..."
"Ah, you're a real pipehitter."

by ♥🗺☠ June 21, 2021

Yes

Yes

Yes

by ♥🗺☠ May 20, 2021

Harvard

Another word for Entitled, Rich, and Overrated

Woke: Damn! Harvard university is too damn expensive!
Broke: And it's useless too. I've been there, and I wish I hadn't. I'm millions in debt, and I really want you to kill me
Woke: Understandable *Shoots Broke*

by ♥🗺☠ June 14, 2021

nein

neni

nein

by ♥🗺☠ May 25, 2021