♥🗺☠'s definitions

Something's wrong, I can feel it

When you look at scp-001, knowing it causes cardiac arrest followed by death, and your father is in a hospital emergency room for cardiac arrest

Something's wrong, I can feel it. I think my father has died, but I haven't been updated of it yet

by ♥🗺☠ May 24, 2021

Urban Dictionary Anime

When you see a bunch of anime ads on urban dictionary

What is with all these urban dictionary anime ads. I don't want to know about the cat/girl that lives with her boss

by ♥🗺☠ August 31, 2021

Why You Should Wrap A Rubber Band Around Your Door

The biggest scam-spam you'll find on this garbage website

Why You Should Wrap A Rubber Band Around Your Door
If you aren't doing this already, you should start.

Presented by Sogoodly

by ♥🗺☠ May 20, 2021

Harvard

Another word for Entitled, Rich, and Overrated

Woke: Damn! Harvard university is too damn expensive!
Broke: And it's useless too. I've been there, and I wish I hadn't. I'm millions in debt, and I really want you to kill me
Woke: Understandable *Shoots Broke*

by ♥🗺☠ June 14, 2021

TankBlitz

Driving a tank through the ocean to fight people in unrealistically oversized battleships and aircraft carriers

Spy: sir, the TankBlitz is coming over
General: shit, get the aircraft carrier.
Admiral: which one?
General: are you stupid? the one larger than the island of Australia

by ♥🗺☠ January 9, 2021

Megalomaniac

a melomaniac who is constantly listening to megalovania (I don't know how to spell it, I haven't played undertale in a long time)

*megalovania plays*
*Megalomaniac mode activated*

by ♥🗺☠ March 1, 2021

(づ ◕‿‿◕ )づ

The first thing you see when you login to urban dictionary

(づ ◕‿‿◕ )づ oh, what is this, the UD monster wants a hug

by ♥🗺☠ March 2, 2021