♥🗺☠'s definitions

Sminking

When a member of the Beatles is thinking of or making a new song, or thinking in general

John: sminking of... Sminking?
Everyone else: *laughs

by ♥🗺☠ December 19, 2020

Birkenstocks

The ugly sandals that lesbians wear

guy 1: Uhh Uhh... I take r-rubber bands around my t-shirt and stick it in my-
guy 2: Tie Dye?
Guy 1: Yes! Uhh... These are the ugly sandals that lesbians wear
Guy 2: Uhh... Birkenstocks!
*Crowd laughs*

by ♥🗺☠ May 21, 2021

Pspspsps

The sound you make when you crave your cats attention

Pspspsps. Over here kitty

by ♥🗺☠ July 9, 2021

DAO

Abbreviation for “Dude Arguing Online”.

Plural: “DAOs”

Coined by Twitter user @karakittel.
Would the internet exist without DAOs? Sadly, I don’t think so

by ♥🗺☠ June 17, 2021

Egg

A person who doesn't realize they are transgender yet, or is in denial; an undeveloped transgender person. When they realize, it's referred to as the "egg cracking."

"They've been asking a lot about hormone therapy, I think they might be an egg."

by ♥🗺☠ June 9, 2021

🏦🔫

Bank robbery (with a fake gun)

Me: this is a robbery, everybody down on the fucking ground!
Everyone: *laughing upright*
🧨 🏦🔫

by ♥🗺☠ July 27, 2021

pick me

A pick me is a woman that is willing to do anything for male approval. She will embarrass or throw other women under the bus to achieve this goal. The unfortunate thing about a pick me is usually the men they are trying to seek approval from are of poor quality and treat women badly, leaving little real benefit for the pick me

Pick me: If a man cheats on you, it's probably because you your fault. Be feminine! Make him food! Clean his ass hole!

Slightly rational person: Shut up psycho

by ♥🗺☠ July 20, 2021