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qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm

when you're bored and you fingers have a breakdancing seizure on the keyboard

INternet lurket: Hmm... qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm
Also INternet lurket: 2ewqhuj21jiuo2wjioe32kope32kop4lpth-tnr6pltnrkpob,4bl,3vomb42ko4bko4,m6e+-4k6*-k46w*-4kw6-*2j4+-24h32mk13kop13gio`````````````````````````````

by ♥🗺☠ June 14, 2021

Mercury retrograde

Mercury retrograde is the act of taking a shit whilst moaning one or more human beings' names. Your day can typically being going well, according to your horoscope, until you are forced into witnessing Mercury retrograde. Performing Mercury retrograde will often speed the astrological cycle forward for the individual performing the Mercury retrograde, bringing about happy, fruitful, and beneficial times to come

As the sun sank down over the pier, the children who were out fishing gazed in horror as the lord lard-ass on his flat bottom boat sent the lakeshore into his own mercury retrograde

by ♥🗺☠ June 4, 2021

Air slammer

a running person

@jgyhsref is slower than an air slammer

by ♥🗺☠ August 1, 2021

NYEEEEEES

The sounds of a wild salamader man by the filthy frank genetic family

Salamander: Nyes, NYEEEEEES

by ♥🗺☠ February 22, 2021

Word

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by ♥🗺☠ March 2, 2021

42

The number of dead kids in my basement

Me: *Puts in 42, expecting "hitchiker's guide to the galaxy" jokes*
Urban Dictionary: *gives me 420 jokes instead*
Me: What the fuck??

by ♥🗺☠ May 22, 2021

Harvard

Another word for Entitled, Rich, and Overrated

Woke: Damn! Harvard university is too damn expensive!
Broke: And it's useless too. I've been there, and I wish I hadn't. I'm millions in debt, and I really want you to kill me
Woke: Understandable *Shoots Broke*

by ♥🗺☠ June 14, 2021