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January 18

Actually just my birthday. Mostly normal other than that

It's January 18, my birthday. Great, I suppose

by ♥🗺☠ November 25, 2021

Ianarius

The name for "January" In Italy during Leonardo Da Vinci's early life
(Is also my birth month)

Da Vinci: Ianarius is coming up soon, We should be able to finish the painting by the new anno
Verrocchio: Yes, we should. But, you're using the wrong tool. That's a vibrator (No joke, Da Vinci was a homosexual)

by ♥🗺☠ March 4, 2021

Gold

A cold prevalent in the gay community triggered by the dissolution of Pride Month

I know I can just say that I have a regular cold but saying I gold can really zhuzhooo up my suffering.

The post nasal drip you're experiencing from the gold is probably from all the key bumps you did with Jimmy in the bathroom stall and most likely not a symptom of COVID, but a test is still recommended (especially if you're not vaccinated).

btw slurp your chicken soup and reschedule your date for Saturday with Jimmy until you're better, you (Gung) ho

by ♥🗺☠ July 9, 2021

Why You Should Wrap A Rubber Band Around Your Door

The biggest scam-spam you'll find on this garbage website

Why You Should Wrap A Rubber Band Around Your Door
If you aren't doing this already, you should start.

Presented by Sogoodly

by ♥🗺☠ May 20, 2021

Urban Dictionary Anime

When you see a bunch of anime ads on urban dictionary

What is with all these urban dictionary anime ads. I don't want to know about the cat/girl that lives with her boss

by ♥🗺☠ August 31, 2021

Something's wrong, I can feel it

When you look at scp-001, knowing it causes cardiac arrest followed by death, and your father is in a hospital emergency room for cardiac arrest

Something's wrong, I can feel it. I think my father has died, but I haven't been updated of it yet

by ♥🗺☠ May 24, 2021

Harvard

Another word for Entitled, Rich, and Overrated

Woke: Damn! Harvard university is too damn expensive!
Broke: And it's useless too. I've been there, and I wish I hadn't. I'm millions in debt, and I really want you to kill me
Woke: Understandable *Shoots Broke*

by ♥🗺☠ June 14, 2021