43 definitions by СукаБлять
Because of tariffs imposed by POTUS I can't afford my first car along with every other average teenager.
by СукаБлять February 3, 2017
1: Alias for penis. Used when someone who thinks 'penis' is offensive is present.
2: A comic strip.
3: A delicious food served primarily at baseball stadiums and circuses.
2: A comic strip.
3: A delicious food served primarily at baseball stadiums and circuses.
1: Mom, I hurt my peanuts.
2: I read the Peanuts strip in the Sunday news.
3: I bought a bag of peanuts at the Detroit Tigers game.
2: I read the Peanuts strip in the Sunday news.
3: I bought a bag of peanuts at the Detroit Tigers game.
by СукаБлять May 26, 2015
The process of typing something on a smartphone or tablet with autocorrect in which autocorrect proceeds to change some of the words into something that may even sound wrong.
**Txting**
Me: omg the cock in this bottle is so tight
Other Person: ._. What????
Me: CORK** fuck I got autocorrekt
Me: omg the cock in this bottle is so tight
Other Person: ._. What????
Me: CORK** fuck I got autocorrekt
by СукаБлять September 29, 2015
A powerful, mind rotting drug. Causes people to brutally kill others or hack themselves to pieces. Basically, it is like the flare from maze runner, except it wears off eventually.
PCP made that guy cut his tongue off and tie it on his finger so he 'wouldn't forget where he put it.'
by СукаБлять March 24, 2015
The act of fooling an ebay sniper by being ready with your own bid, ready and set with your mouse right on 'bid'. As soon as the sniper bids, you bid right after and fool them. They will most likely get pissed and proceed to bash their face on the keyboard.
I'm ready for the ebay snipers. I've got my bid already created, all I have to do is click the button to place it. *Sniper attacks 2 seconds before the end of the auction* I click the bid button a second before the end, fooling the sniper. Oh yeah, eBay Counter Snipe!!
Other guy gets pissed and breaks his keyboard whilst smashing his head against it. "Damn counter snipers!"
Other guy gets pissed and breaks his keyboard whilst smashing his head against it. "Damn counter snipers!"
by СукаБлять April 2, 2015