193 definitions by ΔиłĦ☼иצ ߀₡ʞ

muffie

A Middle-aged Urban Failure

Alternate spelling: 'muffy'.

He needs to spend some money on a new wardrobe and quit looking like a total muffie?

by ΔиłĦ☼иצ ߀₡ʞ August 19, 2009

FIIQ

Acronym for Fuck it! I quit!

My idiot boss was always taking the credit for my great ideas and blaming me for his bad decisions; so I finally had to say FIIQ.

by ΔиłĦ☼иצ ߀₡ʞ March 24, 2011

Elviscerate

verb: to eliminate any or all Elvis impersonators \ noun: Elvisceration

They're marching to Vegas in protest of the international conspiracy to Elviscerate the world.

by ΔиłĦ☼иצ ߀₡ʞ September 30, 2009

conditional agnostic

a person who practices agnosticism until his/her death is imminent; at which time he/she embraces all religions and divine beings thereof

My devout conditional agnostic uncle used to say, “God grant me the serenity to put-up with these holy rollers,” but when he was dying, he had ecclesiastic types coming and going for days.

by ΔиłĦ☼иצ ߀₡ʞ July 25, 2011

Januweary

metaphor for 'January' in the northern hemisphere -- referring to the post Xmas season come-down and the dismal weather \ alternative: ‘Januwary’; ‘Januscary’

It’s the same thing every Januweary: last week, bold and merry -- now bleak, cold and scary.

by ΔиłĦ☼иצ ߀₡ʞ January 8, 2012

sloth-cloth

An old tee-shirt you wear while hanging around the house.

The word is hard to say many times quickly.

The great man came to the door wearing baggy boxer shorts and a food-stained sloth-cloth.

by ΔиłĦ☼иצ ߀₡ʞ August 11, 2009

TLJ

a reproachful look from a grumpy old-timer / referencing Tommy Lee Jones at 2013 Golden globes

I was minding my own biz, hosing down my patio in the winter rain, wearing shorts, flip-flops and no shirt, when I noticed some oldster across the courtyard giving me a TLJ.

by ΔиłĦ☼иצ ߀₡ʞ January 24, 2013