6 definitions by ïïï

Electric Violin

The electric violin was invented for one reason, to fit in where its not supposed to. The normal violin is only in orchestras due to its sound but some runt decided to make it electric so it could play in bands. It is the instrument equivalent of putting on makeup to try to look pretty when u ugly AF to try to fit in with the "Popular Girls".

*Band walks on stage*
*Crowd sees an electric violin*
Crowd has left the chat

by ïïï March 11, 2019

Incest

The act of trying to be from Alabama

Brother: wanna smash
Sister: Sure
Both: Lets have incest to try to be from Alabama
*Alabama has entered the chat*

by ïïï March 11, 2019

Alabama Hot Pocket

An Alabama Hot Pocket is where one (Usually the male) Shits into the pussy before having sex.

Guy 1 : I heard Harrison gave Chloe an Alabama Hot Pocket
Guy 2 : Straight Legend

by ïïï March 11, 2019

Ukulele

The instrument that white girls play when they have no musical talent as a desperate attempt to get a higher social status and/or a desperate call for attention.

Guy 1: Bro, look at that girl, she is playing the Ukulele.
Guy 2: well what did you expect, she is white as hell.
Girl: *Starts playing Riptide*
Guy 1 and 2: Smh

by ïïï February 28, 2019

ï

This type of the letter I is made for one reason, to look like a dick, however, it looks more or less like a dick depending on the font.

Guy 1: Do you want the ï?

by ïïï March 25, 2019

Tiger

When a terrik cross breeds with a lion.

Guy 1: Dude look at that massive tiger
Guy 2: Ya that terrik must have a massive ï

by ïïï March 26, 2019